1) I changed the typeface for this site yesterday for a couple of reasons: a) it makes more sense to have everything uniform, rather than a bit Georgia and a bit Arial. Whatever was I thinking? And b) you know something's got to give when you're not able to read your own website without squinting. So either the text was too small or I'm going blind.
2) I've had a blogroll purge. A bunch of blogs have either expired (if that's what blogs do) or become somewhat defunct, in a way not disimilar to the way this one appeared to be going until very recently. It's all very sad, but there's not much point linking to something that doesn't exist is there? I've also added a link to the Lardblog, cos it's good innit? And also this site. Tis genius.
3) I've updated the 'Thingys' section too, so that there are now links to Big Blogger 2005 and I Hate Keane. Seeing as these were fucking hilariously great fun to do, and make me laugh even now, it seems like the right thing to do. Plans are even afoot to reinstate I Hate Keane to it's former glory, with added hate! Watch this space.
And 4) While going through I Hate Keane, imagine my astonishment when I found a whopping 66 comments, all for me! Some people love Keane (the fools) and some hate them. Some are indifferent, but practically all the comments are highly amusing. Apart from the ones in Spanish. I haven't got a clue whether they're amusing or not.
My favourite comments include these gems:
"leave keane alone, they've done nothing wrong apart from make great music."
Are you sure?
"FUCK YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!"
"When I heard " This Is The Last Time", I thought it was a refreshing
new sound. I do hear where guitar could come in and really fill out a
lot of their music. But they are just starting out on their big career.
Give em a break man. I also didn't like his high voice at first...I
wonder if he was in a boys choir before. The piano is simple but
emotive. The video for "Somewhere only we know" is ok...but
"Everybody's Changing" and the claymation one are actually pretty
profound. The lyrics are enigmatical. I haven't heard all the hype that
you have about Keane over in England...so maybe I'm sheltered. I am
very ecclectic in my tastes and Keane just kind of reached out and
grabbed me. Not too many artists can do that with me. The thing I don't
understand is how young girls like Ashley and Dana can get so horny
over someone like Tom. What's wrong with them anyway?"
Peace to you too Mr Enigmatical, which isn't a word.
"Fuck it for you!!!! You are a son of bich shet, your mother is a bi tch."
Fuck it for you too!
"why do u ate them so much?"
I didn't eat them. And sort out your Engrish prease.
"FUCK THIS BAND IN THE EAR."