This will be much quicker than coming up with a manifestation. I don't know that many locusts (even though I do live in Bruxelles).
So, ten reasons to kill Gordon Brown:-
He Bounces on the Ground
Brown is a relly Poo name
He's Scottish (just to piss certain inmates off)
He's ugly - like an orangutan
He tried to bribe Paddy Pantsdown
He was never in a decent band
Chancellors invade things
I can't understand a word he's saying
Other than that, the fucker can live if he produces a Jack Daniels Health Service - free from the government etc. Oh, and he has to retire from politics and leave Ozzy Osbourne as Prime Minister "Sharon, I can't get this fucking budget to work!".
Proper manifestation to follow..........