agent 007 (now under cover as "big blogger") is celebrating and he's asked miss moneypenny (little blogger) to help organize the party. 007 wants to invite all his arch enemies to a fantastic soirée of dancing, gambling and murder to be held in a marquee on the big blogger lawn.
it's a fancy dress party! each of us chooses a favourite bond villain - maybe le chiffre, octopussy or dr. no - and the music that we will make a grand entrance to. miss moneypenny will be serving vespers as we arrive, but after that it'll be up to each guest to introduce the others to a bond-themed cocktail of their own invention.
for a final bit of excitement, each guest should have a secret, cunning plan to dispose of bond, james bond. not that enidd wishes bad things to happen to big blogger - perish the very idea.
what's it all about? is big blogger planning to "off" those of us who are lactose-intolerant in the dairy room? or just supply us with so much martini (shaken, not stirred) that we get all chatty and dish the dirt on the other villains? only time will tell.
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I am, of course, as buff (if not buffer) than Daniel Try-squeezing-your-manlumps-into-these Craig, and would therefore make a superb Bond. So this is a fantastic idea!
I'm with Cat, Bond free zone and quizzical look over here.
Although...
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Cat can go naked and be Ursula Undressed and I do seem to recall some bird dying from being sprayed with gold paint so I'll squirt some of this pink hair glitter all over meself and call meself Pinky Dawhore!
...and no pussy galore wisecracks from the Goth? :)
As they say elsewhere (allegedly):
"This thread is useless without pictures"
Especially if the ladies are going to wear Ursula-type bikinis.
enidd's chuffed that big blogger approves. she needs a photo to confirm his buffedness or lack thereof, though, so she think she'll go with mr x's suggestion and say there should be compulsory pictures too.
penfold, what a good idea. enidd's not sure what stalin will think of the jacuzzi. probably "not much", as "not much" is what he thinks of most things.
cat and angelala, oddly enidd's only seen one bond film - that casino royale one that the man nadgered her into seeing. but she thinks it's pretty easy to make this up as we go along. lots of bling and some double-entendres.
joseph, you can be any number you like so long as it's not too negative.
and bob, what a fab idea, of course there should be gadgets. one each, of our own invention.
ooo, sally, enidd likes water scenes. no, mum, don't bother googling it.
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I am, of course, as buff (if not buffer) than Daniel Try-squeezing-your-manlumps-into-these Craig, and would therefore make a superb Bond. So this is a fantastic idea!
Big Blogger approves muchly.
Posted by: Big Blogger | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 20:45
Enidd - will you be making an Ursula style entrance from the Jacuzzi...?
Posted by: penfold | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 20:59
"No Mr Bond. I expect you to party."
Posted by: Invader Stu | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 22:15
Oh. I've never seen a Bond film so I have no idea about this one. Will my swimming costume do?
Posted by: Cat | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 22:55
Oh oh! Can I be 006?
Posted by: Joseph | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 23:39
I'm with Cat, Bond free zone and quizzical look over here.
Although...
*Your readership is important to us, please hold and listen to plinky plonky muzac while the subconscious kicks in*
Cat can go naked and be Ursula Undressed and I do seem to recall some bird dying from being sprayed with gold paint so I'll squirt some of this pink hair glitter all over meself and call meself Pinky Dawhore!
We're sorted, babe!
Posted by: Angelalala | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 01:28
Do we all get extra cool secret gadgets? Very fun.
Dibs on 008.5
Posted by: bob | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 01:37
...and no pussy galore wisecracks from the Goth? :)
As they say elsewhere (allegedly):
"This thread is useless without pictures"
Especially if the ladies are going to wear Ursula-type bikinis.
Posted by: Mr.X | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 08:48
I've always fancied being a Bond girl. HAve you got some new swimwear for the occasion? There always seems to be a water scene.
Posted by: Sally Lomax | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 10:20
enidd's chuffed that big blogger approves. she needs a photo to confirm his buffedness or lack thereof, though, so she think she'll go with mr x's suggestion and say there should be compulsory pictures too.
penfold, what a good idea. enidd's not sure what stalin will think of the jacuzzi. probably "not much", as "not much" is what he thinks of most things.
cat and angelala, oddly enidd's only seen one bond film - that casino royale one that the man nadgered her into seeing. but she thinks it's pretty easy to make this up as we go along. lots of bling and some double-entendres.
joseph, you can be any number you like so long as it's not too negative.
and bob, what a fab idea, of course there should be gadgets. one each, of our own invention.
ooo, sally, enidd likes water scenes. no, mum, don't bother googling it.
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