Right then, let's have some FUN!

Come along now everybody, gather round, I've thought of an awfully good game we can play...

No, really! It's fun! Tippler, come back! Goth, I can see you, it's no good standing still with your mouth open and pretending to be a post box... they're not normally that colour.

Right then. Enidd, can you hand out these pieces of paper and pencils? Stop looking at me like that, everybody. It's fun. Really. Just down these tequilas first, and I promise you, you won't stop laughing.

That's it... salt on back of hand, slice of lime between finger and thumb...

Lick, slurp, suck...

TEQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILA!!!

Ahem. What? Oh yes. The game.

Now, you have to do a bit of drawing. Don't panic! The worse you are at drawing, the better. Those of you that can actually draw need to use your left hand. Or your right. You know, depending on which... argh, fuck all that. Let's just play.

Oh hang on a minute, Enidd's lined up another one for everyone.

Lick, slurp, suck...

Yeeehaa!

Let's go.

So. It's called Picture Consequences. What you have to do is write a sentence. Any random sentence that comes into your head. Preferably with a verb and a noun and all that, but it really isn't necessary.

[No, Tippler, a noun doesn't wear a habit.]

Then you pass it on to the next person, and they have to interpret your sentence as a picture, and fold it so the next person can only see a picture... That's it! You're getting it.

And... go!

[the game lasts some time, as we keep drinking tequila and most people don't understand the rules, and enidd keeps losing her pen, as in fact does tippler... hang on, nobody can find their pencils... ah, yes, sorry, forgot about that, wanted to see if I could beat my record, but there weren't enough of them...]

[i manage to bully you all into getting steamingly drunk AND continuing to play my game... and we pass 15 pieces of paper amongst ourselves, laughing hysterically and waving our legs in the air, putting our knickers on display for all to see...]

[what's that? you want to see what we wrote / draw? but there are too many! i tell you what, i'll pick out the best two and show you them. right then. hmmm. hahahaha! oh yes, that was a good one...]

OK, here we go:

Ariel wrote: "Social being determines consciousness."

Then Joseph drew... lots of stick people. Two stick people, holding glasses and... spitting at each other? I don't know. There are lines coming out of their mouths. Then there is a big line, dividing these two stick people from a third, and another line, then another stick person, with a giant head! And an arrow pointing inside it, and an exclamation mark! And a sort of fuzzy empty-looking line where his brains ought to be...

...which Cat interpreted as: "After the party he went home empty headed."

...which Bob represented by drawing... a house... and a person walking very determinedly... with arrows pointing at his head, and lines coming out of his head... and a letter stuck in the top of his head... (wtf?)

...which Angela interpreted as... "The person who was on sale (kind of) walked out of the straw house while the seagull laughed at his shorts"

...which Stu represented as... some kind of shed, with a happy person walking out, with a tag saying "10p" tied around their neck... and some kind of bird-like creature with a speech bubble saying, "HA HA HA HA HA"...

...which Bedshaped interpreted as, "The duck was laughing and laughing as the man sold his outdoor toilet for ten pence and a pair of Bermuda shorts."...

...which Enidd represented as... some kind of fluffy giant emu with big lips saying HA HA, and a stick man with a speech bubble saying "I'll take 5p... anyone? 6p! 7p! 8p! 9? 9!", and a door with "Gents - 4 Sale" written on it, and some kind of check-patterned vaguely shorts-shaped rectangle...

...which Spanish Goth interpreted as, "Rent boy grid fetishist was mocked by the mental duck."

From social being to ducks. Wonderful!

Oh, you want another? OK then, one more.

Er... ah yes. I like this one.

Stu has written, "The Pope (John Paul) (or maybe Benedict) was out in the forest when he came across a giant squid."

...which Bedshaped has represented as... some trees, a stick person with a giant hat with a cross on, and some kind of wibbly creature with tentacles...

...which Enidd has interpreted as, "The forces of good repel the jellyfish."

...which Spanish Goth has represented as... a big 3D cross with a smile on its face (?) and some kind of mouse-shaped thing with wiggly legs saying "noooooo"

...which Penfold has interpreted as, "Jellyfish running away screaming from Happy wooden crucifiction cross"

...which Tippler has represented as a big smiling cross with lots of small wobbly-lookng things with giant eyes streaking away from it, saying things like "argh", "eek!", "help", "blimey", "EEK" and "Shit".

...which Mr Angry has interpreted as, "Christianity is bad for sugar mice."

It's true though. Christianity <i>is</i> bad for sugar mice.

See? I TOLD you it was a good game.

[everybody is too drunk to argue]

Comments

[SpanishGoth]

Not too drunk at all. Just been busy playing Upsy-downsy in a church of all fucking places.....

[little bugger]

well have another drink then spanish-face. tsk.

clare - welcome back.... and how was paris?

[annie]

Finally, a party that I'd want to go to!

[enidd]

enidd likes this one too. sounds like a real party, the sort she actually has. and the forces of good should repel jellyfish. nasty stingy things.

[Clare]

Yes. I'd go to this party too. Indeed, maybe I already did.

Paris was wonderful, and this week has been mental-manic-weird, but I can't explain why yet... well, apart from being in BB house of course.

[waves at everyone]

[runs away to hide in cupboard again]

This weekend I will mostly be calling my cupboard "Wales". And I shall be pretending it's a tent, and hoarding camping supplies. Anybody got a head torch?

[penfold]

- budge over a bit! I love Wales. I've got a chainsaw if you want to get a teepee sorted...

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