As I commented below, I was singularly failing to pay attention. Sorry, needed a dinosaur-sized dump and it took up all my concentration.
Anyway, I just saw that there appeared to be a load of songs getting posted so I just quickly whacked up my wworld-famous (ish) version of I Will Survive.
Which, incidentally, quite CLEARLY refers to an ex-girlfriend of mine who was in trainingg for the World Chocolate Eating Championships - a SPORT that's very big in Belgium.
Bollocks, well I still haven't read what I'm supposed to be doing, but here's another sporty one to the tune of that (mercifully short) classic from the Beach Boys, California Girls:
The Arsenal have the French, I really dig their va-va-voom And the Liverpool have cool Jamie C, he really makes those ladies swoon The cheats West Ham have Tevez - and he helps them play alright While Chelsea have that fat Lampard bloke - but he's a long way from being shite
I wish they all could be Man United boys I wish they all could be Man United boooooys
Real Madrid have Beckham with his 'goldenballs' and tats And Spurs have Bulgarian Berbatov - shame he plays for a set of twats I've been right around this great big world and I've seen all kinds of skill Yeah, but I can't wait to get out with my mates back to those real Old Trafford thrills
I wish they all could be Man Utd boys I wish they all could be Man United boooooys.
Etcetera, etcetera, funny harmonies, repeat til 90 minutes plus twelve minutes added time, the ref's a bastard and so on...
Can I go now?
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Bloody slackers...
*grumble grumble*
Posted by: Big Blogger | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 15:35
Chocolate eating champion? I had no idea you'd dated Scouse Doris, Tippler. Better not let Fast Eddy find out.
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Uh-oh, new earworm alert...
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