Here goes my attempt to re-write the Big Blogger rules:
Each housemate must make a minimum of 4 posts a week. Not including the task post. At least one of these posts must be written and submitted under a state of influence. Be it drink or smoke or whatever.
Every week, each housemate must email Big Blogger with a picture of one of their body parts. A close up or a cropped picture, for example. Big Blogger will post them all inviting people to guess which part belongs to who. Just for shits n giggles.
Each housemate must go into the diary room at least once a week. They should introduce themselves briefly and then answer the 1st 5 questions posted by either the other housemates or anybody else in the comments. Housemates must be honest for four of them.
Keep the underdog in. Vote for bedshaped.
Housemates must never allow the toilet to become dirty.
Any housemate leaving their underwear lying around on the floor will be severely punished. When they're asleep and not expecting it. But it will happen.
Evicted housemates must leave via the Diary Room, where they must deliver their eviction speech....in the medium of rap.
Any housemate caught 'throwing one out' or leaving evidence of such lying around, will be subjected to public humiliation.
Big Blogger reserves the right to throw in any other person at random intervals. They must include a "carry on" style double entendre in every post they make to be eligible to win.
Marmite shall be banned from the house.
Housemates must play spin the bottle at least once a week.
Secret tasks will be emailed to different housemates each week. They must pass this task to become secretly immune from the votes.
Big Blogger reserves the right to get stoned every night.
Wednesday is nude day.
Housemates should chill the fuck out whilst in the house. Any housemate not chilling the fuck out will be removed and replaced by one of the previous evicted housemates.
When asked to leave, all housemates must hand in the key at reception and settle all accounts. American Express will not be accepted. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.
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A question... what happens if your digital camera is knackered??
(Or rather the damn pixie thiefs have broken in and stolen the bloody charger?!!)
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide... (I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)
Click on this link if you require any further clarification. And in case anyone is still utterly confused, here are The Rules.
The Housemates
Check out all the freaky weirdos beautiful specimens we've caged up just for you - and all in the name of entertainment too!
And the newbies too:
The House
It's missing a library, a nail salon and a coffee bar, but other than that it's a design masterpiece. You lucky people!
The Diary Room
Little Blogger AKA Minxy is always about nowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!
A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
If you love Big Blogger in an almost entirely non-physical way then be a good sort and whack one of these attractive Big Blogger-themed thingies into your sidebar.
Our Links
Huge thanks go to Lucy Pepper for her wonderful illustrations.
Plus, even though he's not blogging anymore, let's remember Watski for coming up with this godawful idea in the first place.
AND, if you've got 300 years spare time on your hands you could use it to re-read the whole of the original 2005 Big Blogger event. Go on, I dare you.
The only other place we should really link to is the official BIG BROTHER website. After all, they're the ones who bought the rights to the concept in the first place; we're just adjusting it for our own purposes. I'm sure they'll understand.
So if you want intellectual stimulation and laughs-a-plenty, stay right where you are. However, if you want boredom, drudgery and maybe some tits and arse, go there instead.
I know where I'm going. Okay, see you later...
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The idea may not be original but everything else on here is of our own making and 100% original. So don't go borrowing unless A) you link back to us, or B) you ask us really really nicely beforehand.
A question... what happens if your digital camera is knackered??
(Or rather the damn pixie thiefs have broken in and stolen the bloody charger?!!)
Posted by: ordinary girl | Monday, 02 July 2007 at 00:22
I selflessly offer myself for the task of your personal photographer...
Posted by: penfold | Monday, 02 July 2007 at 07:58
Marmite banned!? Pffft!
Posted by: Tippler | Monday, 02 July 2007 at 09:55
Genius I say!
Posted by: Delboys Daughter | Monday, 02 July 2007 at 14:02