Right then, here we go
Penfold, you're tails.
Bob, you're heads.
And it's.....
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Monday, 23 July 2007
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Yes! I have an accomplice once again!
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Bollocks to the poll! It's finished!
The Concept
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
(I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)Click on this link if you require any further clarification. And in case anyone is still utterly confused, here are The Rules.
The Housemates
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freaky weirdosbeautiful specimens we've caged up just for you - and all in the name of entertainment too!
And the newbies too:
The House
It's missing a library, a nail salon and a coffee bar, but other than that it's a design masterpiece. You lucky people!
The Diary Room
Little Blogger AKA Minxy is
always aboutnowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
A Not Very Concise At All History
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TAILS.
Posted by:Big Blogger | Monday, 23 July 2007 at 22:01
Tails never fails, I was told today. But I'm still confused - was that tails to high-tail it out of here, or to stay put?
Posted by:Cat | Monday, 23 July 2007 at 22:03
"was that tails to high-tail it out of here, or to stay put?"
Exactly what I was going to say.
Posted by:clare | Monday, 23 July 2007 at 22:08
Whoever lands face up goes. That's how I do it.
Posted by:Big Blogger | Monday, 23 July 2007 at 22:10
Aw, bless you Angelala.
Angelala to win!
And bedshaped. And Cat. And maybe Bob. Er...
Well, anyway. I've said mny goodbyes in the diary room and now I'm off to watch the rest of HP1 (I'm watching all five films and reading Book 6 before I embark on Book 7. Got to do it properly...)
Posted by:clare | Monday, 23 July 2007 at 22:22
Whoops, wrong comment box.
Posted by:clare | Monday, 23 July 2007 at 22:23