Big Blogger 2007: This is really definitely totally The End

Monday, 30 July 2007

This is really definitely totally The End

So I return!

I know, I know. You cannot control yourselves. It's fair enough really, being as I am just super fantastic, so I shall forgive you your sins for I am not a vengeful god am don't fancy doing anyone in at this late stage.

SO! ANYWAY!

To the results.

Ah balls, you all know the winner anyway. It was predictable after the first, ooh, ten minutes. Bob seems to have a way with people (that possibly involves headlocks and vast sums of non-existent cash, and other things...) that just can't be beat.

In reverse order, in third place we have the lovely...

Cat!

In second place the adorable and smoochy...

Tippler!

And in first place, the new and undisputed heavyweight champeeeeen of the... no, wait... the new and undisputedly popular winner of Big Blogger with very nice teeth probably, is...

BOB!

With a whopping 45% of the vote, that is some hearty victory you have there. I'm impressed.

And that is well and truly that for another year.
I shall be accosting all the evicted and losing housemates shortly to make sure that they send all their winners' prizes to Bob promptly, so don't think you're getting out of this that easily you filthy monkeys.
And do make sure that you tune in at possibly the same time although maybe later in the year next year when I will be taking it a bit easier than this time around, cos to be honest with you I'm fucking knackered.

If anyone wants to send me donations or chocolates (or cigars) I won't turn them away. No really. Send me stuff. Please!

Right, back to my beverage(s).

Talk amongst yourselves, and can all the remaining losers and the winner all congregate in the Diary Room for a big fat love-in with me and Supply Blogger and any of the previous housemates who fancy a bit of a knees-up and a chin-wag and any other things that involve two words with a hyphen in the middle.

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Hurrah for Bobbity! I have some really rather nasty Dutch porn put aside for you if you want it - it's called Private Man and I very much enjoyed reading the "stories" to my colleague as we passed a long, late hour at Amsterdam station back at the end of May...

Posted by:Cat | Monday, 30 July 2007 at 21:47

Many congrats to Bob for winning and to Cat and Tippler for making to the end.
Yes, I posted this in the wrong post first....silly me....ha and I'm not even stoned.

Posted by:bedshaped | Monday, 30 July 2007 at 22:00

Yeah, and I'm not even pissed.

Posted by:Big Blogger | Monday, 30 July 2007 at 22:03

Well done Bob! and hugs and kisses to Cat and Tippler

Posted by:Supply Blogger | Monday, 30 July 2007 at 22:07

I've really enjoyed reading over these many, many weeks. Looking forward to next year!
Congrats to all the winners(and cheers to all the participants--thanks for the entertainment)!

Posted by:SusannahS | Monday, 30 July 2007 at 22:25

It's not often the best man wins but the best man did! Well done for lasting it out Bob, I'm sure that super new blog design you got recently had NOTHING to do with it!!

Yours, Big Blogger lurker.

Posted by:Gordon | Monday, 30 July 2007 at 22:38

Thanks everyone, especially BB and the housemates, it really has been a great ride. If you're ever in my neck of the woods please give a shout as I'd be more than happy to by you a round of your choice.

Posted by:bob | Monday, 30 July 2007 at 23:29

Well done Bob. Well done Cat and Tippler. . .you guys did good.

And the biggest claps for Timbo (er, BB) for holding it all together.

Its been fun (most of the time).

Posted by:DQ | Tuesday, 31 July 2007 at 09:16

Yay, well done Bob!

Twas fun.

xxx

Posted by:Clare | Tuesday, 31 July 2007 at 10:59

As I said - a real blast. Enjoyed every minute of it, even the whingeing.
Txxx

Posted by:tippler | Tuesday, 31 July 2007 at 11:20

It's like the end of an error. Congrats to all, it was brilliant.

And well done BB, have some deserved time off :)

Posted by:Joseph | Tuesday, 31 July 2007 at 12:31

Good job All!
It has been lots of fun for us to follow along.
Jim

Posted by:jim and doug | Tuesday, 31 July 2007 at 13:56

Congrats to Bob and thanks to all who took part, I had a proper giggle and found some cool new blogs too.

It's been... emotional.

Posted by:Angelalala | Tuesday, 31 July 2007 at 14:35

Woo-hoo to Bob, well done to Cat & Tippler, and thanks to Timbo for organising it all again. It's been a reet hoot and a half...

Posted by:mike | Wednesday, 01 August 2007 at 00:12

So who'll be the first to release an exercise video on YouTube?

Posted by:Jo | Wednesday, 01 August 2007 at 17:49

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Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.

Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.

Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.

Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.

Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.

Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.

Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.

Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala

Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.

Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.

Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.

Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).

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This is really definitely totally The End

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