My hero story was sentimental, shmaltzy and involved Bette Midler singing the theme tune to Beaches.
Probably best all round that there's bog all point to me posting it.
Actually, sod it. I'm gonna post it anyway. I'm not dead just yet and, well, it's the principle, ain't it?
Anyone that's read my blog will know that my sis and I took our childhood abuser to court lately. He went to prison and we finally ended three decades of all round crappiness. Sis is known as 'the gobby one', always using her counselling training to confront people and never allowing a fight to go unshouted at. Me, I've always preferred to keep away from them all, let them stew in their own juice as long as they leave me and mine alone. I've just been living my own life in the background and being there for her when banging her head against walls got too much, listening to the endless analysis of conversations with our useless mother and generally having her children so she could study counselling (for me to then type up her essays) or go away for the weekend to have a break from it all.
The day of the sentencing we didn't get a chance to talk alone but later that evening I got an email from her with an attachment. I thought it was going to be one of those stupid amerian spelled fwds and sighed as I clicked it. As I read her text and heard Bette Middler singing I realised it wasn't.
She'd written 'Behind every big mouth is an even bigger heart. Thank you for being mine'
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide... (I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)
Click on this link if you require any further clarification. And in case anyone is still utterly confused, here are The Rules.
The Housemates
Check out all the freaky weirdos beautiful specimens we've caged up just for you - and all in the name of entertainment too!
And the newbies too:
The House
It's missing a library, a nail salon and a coffee bar, but other than that it's a design masterpiece. You lucky people!
The Diary Room
Little Blogger AKA Minxy is always about nowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!
A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
If you love Big Blogger in an almost entirely non-physical way then be a good sort and whack one of these attractive Big Blogger-themed thingies into your sidebar.
Our Links
Huge thanks go to Lucy Pepper for her wonderful illustrations.
Plus, even though he's not blogging anymore, let's remember Watski for coming up with this godawful idea in the first place.
AND, if you've got 300 years spare time on your hands you could use it to re-read the whole of the original 2005 Big Blogger event. Go on, I dare you.
The only other place we should really link to is the official BIG BROTHER website. After all, they're the ones who bought the rights to the concept in the first place; we're just adjusting it for our own purposes. I'm sure they'll understand.
So if you want intellectual stimulation and laughs-a-plenty, stay right where you are. However, if you want boredom, drudgery and maybe some tits and arse, go there instead.
I know where I'm going. Okay, see you later...
Legal Mumbo-Jumbo
The idea may not be original but everything else on here is of our own making and 100% original. So don't go borrowing unless A) you link back to us, or B) you ask us really really nicely beforehand.
atta girl x
Posted by:bob | Thursday, 26 July 2007 at 20:49
Hats off, missus, a brave and heroic quest indeed.
Posted by:Cat | Thursday, 26 July 2007 at 21:10
*stands up applauding*
Beautiful, baby!
Posted by:Vi | Thursday, 26 July 2007 at 22:51
Much applause over here, too.
Posted by:clare | Sunday, 29 July 2007 at 01:04