Winner Takes it All
Hello, Supply Blogger. Cat here. I was going to come bearing gifts, but I see Bob's already beaten me to it. As if he needs to resort to bribery! So instead I'm going to give you five good reasons that people should vote for me and hope for the best.
1) I am the only girl left in the house. Not only would winning be a victory for women-folk across the land, but it would also be compensation for living with these stinky boys for the last eight weeks. Come on sisters. Vote for Cat.
2) Barely anyone knows I have a blog, so other than the people who read it, I can't ask for votes. Feel sorry for me!
3) I have a fabulous eviction dress. But if I come last, I'm going to hide in the cupboard with the shame of it, so no-one will get to see it until Geoff removes me with force.
4) Last time I won anything was in primary school. And even then it was the sack race.
5) I am great.
Winner Takes it All - ABBA
Everybody is going nuts apparently.
I'm off this afternoon to have a uterus fitted and create very secret wormholes to unknown destinations.
I feel a little queer after all those sweeties and rather cheap malt whisky.
Cat oh Cat, we'll see you later Cat.
Posted by: Supply Blogger | 29/07/2007 at 14:58
Pity about the ABBA quote......
Posted by: Supply Blogger | 29/07/2007 at 14:58
I voted for you!
Posted by: Clare | 29/07/2007 at 21:04
And I told all my blog readers to vote for you, too. Dunno how much good it'll do, but it's worth a try...
Posted by: Clare | 29/07/2007 at 21:07
Um, ewww. I'm afraid and yet somehow compelled to ask .... where, why and how does one get a "uterus fitted"?
Maybe it's best I don't know.
Posted by: bob | 29/07/2007 at 21:08
Strictly on a need to know basis young Bob.
Posted by: Supply Blogger | 30/07/2007 at 06:39