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Thursday, 31 May 2007



How do you deal with a cleavage that 'needs ironing'?


I didn't understand a word of that Scrabble link. Doesn't bode well.

I could take you at cribbage, though.


Hmmm yes, not only does my cleavage need ironing but it has a stain on its left elbow.


Ditto Alex? How do you iron your cleavage?


By cleaving to irony, of course.


Cleaving to irony!



First there's Little Red Anna with her knees that may (but only MAY) be on her legs, now there's you with an elbow on your cleavage.

I am experiencing confusion (but gazing fixedly at your unironed cleavage until it goes away). The confusion, not the cleavage, that is (though I suppose it would be hard to stare at a cleavage once it had gone away).

Maybe this is all because you're scrunched up there under the U-bend (U-bend if you want to: the lady's not for bending).

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