Big Blogger 2007: A Sad Gothic Farewell

Tuesday, 05 June 2007

A Sad Gothic Farewell

The party is held in celebration of the eviction of Goth. He kissed the world goodbye.

(but, obviously, before he leaves, he has to bow out in style).......

An air of decadance lingers as the candles ignite. The fellow captives, blindfolded, wait in anticipation as the aroma of patchouli gently caresses their tentative nostrils.

"Is it time yet?" asks Tippler, throwing caution to the wind. The Goth slowly nods and the blindfolds are removed by the elves who were summoned especially for this moment.

A looming silence descends the room as the housemates peruse the scene before them. The table is laden with exquisite food, alcohol and chocolate - candles illuminate all the delicacies waiting to be lovingly devoured. One by one, the housemates expressions turn from fear and apprehension to giggles.

At the head of the table, Tippler is standing in his tailor-made French Maid's costume. In one hand, he holds the silver platter with glasses of Moet & Chandon, the other is poised perfectly on his hip (as instructed). The gay icon is reborn.

"Suppose I have to do that Dancing Queen thing now?" asks Tippler forlornly. To which, the Goth just solemnly nods.

And then, the Goth cracks a smile, pulls on a cord and the velvet curtains part to reveal.........

Posted by Spanish Goth at 18:12 | Permalink

Comments

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo oooooo ooo !"

Posted by: Delboys Daughter | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 19:29

Patchouli oil? Takes me right back to my stoodent days.

Posted by: Cat | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 20:15

That'll be why you had your hair cut then. Umm, smells like.....

Posted by: SpanishGoth | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 23:48

patchouli takes my dad back to his student days, heh.

spanish goth - stop being a tart. get on with it, man.

Posted by: little bugger | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 00:30

Damn! Are you off, Goff?

Oh well. Next!

Tippler, choccychops, I must say you do have mighty fine legs in that outfit, let's bond while you spill cider down my, er, chest.

La la la!

Posted by: Angelalala | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 01:53

I'm not going anywhere - I've decided to be an intentional bastard....

But, look at the doofer - it's positvely frigging itself

*laughs and turns left*

Posted by: SpanishGoth | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 03:17

*Avoiding Tippler in his silly little dress*

Posted by: SpanishGoth | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 03:20

Man I am sooo not following this. WHAT HAPPENED?

Posted by: Drama Queen | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 09:47

enidd rather fancies tippler in his silly little dress. champagne and shaved legs, what more could a girl desire?

Posted by: enidd | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 09:48

Goth RIGGED his eviction. MAKE HIM STAY.

Posted by: zed | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 10:05

Enidd -> All yours baby but you might want to check his wallet first - it's a bit light

Zed -> I bloody did not. How could I rig an erection?

oooh look, a half-empty bottle of JD with free plasters

Posted by: SpanishGoth | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 10:30

Goth, you did quite well last time.

meh.

Posted by: zed | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 11:34

Not sure I'm happy with this gay icon stuff. But if it gets me near angelalala's chest I may have to roll with it...

Posted by: Tippler | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 12:02

Hey, hang on. It's working with enidd too.

Might be on to something here.

Anyone seen the ginger one?

Posted by: Tippler | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 12:07

* Takes copious notes regarding apparently successful attempts to get near female housemates chests *

Posted by: Mr Angry | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 19:20

There is NO way I'm going to vote either of you out.

Besides, a party featuring Tippler in a French Maid's outfit is a party at which good blackmail material can be gathered, so I'm keeping you in.

P.S. Scouse Doris says she thinks you might have escaped already. She thinks she saw you the other night and blabbed on her blog. I'd get over there for some refutation if I were you.

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