Mr. Angry gathers the female housemates in the garden, under the promise of a semi-romantic serenade.
He whips out Neil's guitar, and begins strumming. It is a familiar intro to a well known Oasis song. As the ladies present fall silent, he begins to sing.
Today, is gonna be the day
That 'Offside' gets explained to you
Somehow, you'll get it right now
Though no one seems to have a clue
But now I believe that everybody
Will know the rules the way I do, apart from you (Mr. Angry nods at a picture of the now departed Katy & Enidd)
The back four, past whom you're trying to score
Will always try and close every hole
Be sure, that there's always one more
Between you and their man in goal
And now I believe that everybody
Knows the rules the way I do, apart from you (Mr. Angry shows the group a picture of Graham Poll)
And all the runs that forwards make are winding
But they're only off when a pass that's made then finds them
There are many ways to play
Against a line in front of you
That's really true
But you know maybe
You don't need to know the rules just like me
'Cos after all
Most refs know fuck all
So I was just about to lead off alarming against all these late task entries but even I have to admit this one is fucking funny!
Nnnnggg!
Posted by: Angelalala | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 00:46
I like to make an entrance Angelalala...
Posted by: Mr Angry | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 10:27
Haha yes, I like this.
Posted by: Clare | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 21:24
The next time I see you you shall sing this to me live.
Posted by: Katy Newton | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 22:39
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