Big Blogger 2007: Another one bites the dust

Friday, 22 June 2007

Another one bites the dust

Adieu, Invader Stu.
It was short but sweet while it lasted
I really hope you're not on the roof, posing as pigeon feed
and now I think about it, perhaps that's the reason
why the jacuzzi isn't working properly - maybe
your Lost Season 2 boxset got sucked into
the overflow drain and you went after it
in a fit of panic. What a depressing way to go.
Adieu, Invader Stu.

So, if anyone was thinking of voting for Stu in the poll, don't. Well, actually you can't anymore anyway, because I've removed him. Sorry. Vote for someone else to get booted in the bum.

Ps. If anyone knows where Little Bugger has got to please come to the Diary Room and tell me. Have you kidnapped her? Did she stow away in Ariel's suitcase as well? I know it was big, but I didn't know it was that big. At this rate I'm gonna have to find me a new LB...

Posted by Timbo at 10:20 | Permalink

Comments

Ooops, sorry. Little Bugger was locked in the wardrobe with a selection of hats for Ascot....

Posted by: SpanishGoth | Friday, 22 June 2007 at 10:29

Hi, can I please ask you to move all of invader stu's votes to Mr Angry? Thanks, that's 19 extra for him then.
Nothing personal sir, it's just his name. I don't like angry people much, oh and I want Clare, Tippler and Spanish Goth to stay in.
Strategy you see. I'm subtle.

Posted by: honey | Friday, 22 June 2007 at 14:43

so subtle it got posted twice, how's that?

Posted by: honey | Friday, 22 June 2007 at 14:44

I'm confused. Why has Invader Stu been evicted? What have I missed? It doesn't seem to be anythign to do with votes by what you're saying about removing him from the poll...

[confused]

Posted by: Clare | Friday, 22 June 2007 at 23:29

Oh, hang on...

OK, yes, not paying attention. Sorry. He didn't do his task. Right. Carry on...

Posted by: Clare | Friday, 22 June 2007 at 23:30

I was going to mention about a lack of a certain someone in the diary room, especially after spending 2 hours in there the other night twiddling my thumbs.
Yes, that's what we call it nowadays!

Posted by: bedshaped | Saturday, 23 June 2007 at 23:46

Yes. I have been a bad boy and did not do my tasks so it is fair that I have been removed.

Sadly my work at the office kept me far to busy.

Posted by: Invader Stu | Monday, 25 June 2007 at 18:55

It was and with me.

P.S. Please review our icons for Windows 8

Posted by: cornrowsimages icons | Tuesday, 11 September 2012 at 14:03

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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.

Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.

Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.

Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.

Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.

Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.

Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.

Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala

Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.

Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.

Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.

Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).

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