Big Blogger 2007: Breaking The Rules

Saturday, 30 June 2007

Breaking The Rules

(This is by Spanish Goth, who's having difficulties. Bless.)

You're all like sheep. Break the Rules - by doing the task, you're adhering to the rules. By posting so much and 'pimping' your votes - you are following the rules.

What part of break did you not fucking get? I'm hoping that this is beyond the Friday night deadline because by definition, I have won. And I didn't even fucking want to.

Jesus christ, go out and read something but not rules as you obviously don't fucking get them.

Spanish Goth 01:20 CET which should be 00:20 BST by my reckoning.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by Timbo at 11:32 | Permalink

Comments

Ooooooooo I can comment though

Good speech Sir Goth.

No wonder women love you

*Runs off laughing*

Posted by: Spanish Goth | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 12:06

Oi - come back with my Alien Sex Fiend album...

Posted by: penfold | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 12:18

You might want to check Tippler not me - I'm far too svelte to be smuggling stuff

Posted by: Spanish Goth | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 14:42

ROTFLMAO!!

And you wonder why I'm your groupie. Ha!

Posted by: HillCountryGal | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 23:13

I don't wonder - I just enjoy - my 'little festival of love'

Posted by: Spanish Goth | Sunday, 01 July 2007 at 03:08

Ah, yes. Our very own "Woodstock" - Goth style! Or was that SanFran? Either way, Oh Captain! My Captain!

Posted by: HillCountryGal | Sunday, 01 July 2007 at 04:24

O Captain! My Captain!

Oh.

:-)

Posted by: HillCountryGal | Sunday, 01 July 2007 at 04:25

DUH - It's called GothStock

and black is the rule

Posted by: Spanish Goth | Sunday, 01 July 2007 at 11:27

oooops - except there are no rules

Silly me

Posted by: Spanish Goth | Sunday, 01 July 2007 at 12:03

Wait a minute here. If you say there are no rules, isn't that rule in itself? Hmmmmmmm...

Busted!

Posted by: HillCountryGal | Sunday, 01 July 2007 at 12:57

I'll have you know that I'm right off alien sex fiends after the last experience.

Fucking abducted in the middle of the night and prodded with a...

Oh, never mind.

Nobody believed me back when it happened either. Except my mate Elvis...

Posted by: Tippler | Sunday, 01 July 2007 at 14:27

Nothing like being gang probed by aliens to put you off your cornflakes...

Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 01 July 2007 at 16:42

That's why they invented Special K

OUCH

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