Shh! They don't know I'm here yet, I'm just watching them through this herb garden and trying to figure out why the trifle smells of kippers.
'Ello babe, I'm Angie but you won't know me, I ain't famous like this lot. Short, blonde, chatterbox here to bring the fnarr factor, I reckon. Cockney sparra, filthy laugh, self deprecating, loves pink, drinks like a fish, rarely has hangovers, hates cooking but likes housework so gimme a pair of marigolds and I'll be on me 'ands an' knees quicker than you can say scrubber. Veers between run-on sentences and sparse prose depending on mood. A gemini thing. All rounder, love blokes company but can do my fair share of girly talk, very proud of my fabulous boobs but crap at remembering names so call everyone babe or darlin' or cookie chops or arseface.
In my case there's 10 different pink, v-neck tops, 10 pairs of black shorts/jeans/gi pants, 10 pairs of high heeled shoes (plus me shoulder boots just in case), 10 matching lacy undie sets, various hair tying back thingys, a ream of paper and a set of colouring pencils. Do I need to mention booze and fags or is that just too obvious? Shedloads of both, anyway.
Right, let's introduce meself to this lot, someone's gotta get Clare out of that cupboard and I reckon me and that bloke in the poncy scarf might get on and tempt her out after I've made me grand entrance...
Oh, yeah. About that. I'm wearing a brilliant costume for the occasion, point me to the trifle!
Angie
x
I can see my first bottle of Chenin Blanc has found a home...
Posted by: Tippler | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 15:22
Mummy?
Posted by: Delboys Daughter | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 16:24
Good figure.
Posted by: Alex | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 19:27
I have been trying to find reasons to be cheerful I'm not in the house............
Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 19:28
hello angie. enidd's not famous either, although her kippers are renowned among her overnight guests. in fact, if you need something to extract clare, enidd could suggest the kipper she dropped on the way in. she did think it'd be ok for someone's breakfast, but now she's decided it's a little gravelly for most people's palates. we could bung it in the cupboard and slam the doors quickly - enidd imagines clare would exit sharpish.
Posted by: enidd | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 19:55
Yey - I know that figure - It's Tippler in drag
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 20:49
hello la-la my lovely - i must say, you are looking mighty fine too! ;)
Posted by: little bugger | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 21:11
Nobody will get a word in edgeways now!
Posted by: Midnight | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 21:25
I recognise those boobs!
Posted by: Vi vi vi voom!!! | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 00:00
You guys are amusing on your own. What brings you to appeal to a tediuos image of Latt Mucus to inhance your status when you can state us independently if you require?
Posted by: Alex | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 00:06
"very proud of my fabulous boobs"
Yay! Boobs of the world unite. Er no, hang on, that doesn't sound right...
Fabulous tits though darling. Just fabulous.
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