Big Blogger 2007: gagging order

Monday, 04 June 2007

gagging order

"Mmmmm... pppp...".

Wobble, wobble, wobble. Whaaaaaack!

"Mmmm... lppp...MMMEEEELLLP!".

Can you see this large black suitcase over there in the corner? Can you see that it has just fallen on its side? Can you hear the faint noises coming from inside it? The tap-tap-tappety-tap of the keyboard, the muffled mumblings?

Well, that's me. I am terribly shy but I was so looking forward to meeting you all that I made a big effort, you know, had a bath, sprayed myself, brushed my long red mane, put some mascara on... and then I fell into the suitcase, knocking myself out in the process. I know I'm in the house, I can hear you. How I got here is not clear however.

This big black thing on four wheels looking like a futuristic tabletop fridge is my suitcase, not some Big Bloggery invention I assure you!

Now would someone kindly come and release me? It is not very comfortable in here, my view is obscured by knickers while a can of foot spray is firmly wedged between my buttocks. My laptop battery is about to run out too.

Erm, the combination for the lock on the top is 666.

Thank you.

Posted by Ariel Langham at 12:35 | Permalink

Comments

I wondered what that big black thing was.

Posted by: Big Blogger | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 13:04

*clicks open the lock*

*peers inside*

*contemplates closing suitcase once more*

*frees Ariel*

Posted by: Joseph | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 13:04

hullo ariel. enidd did try to free you, but she read this upside down and typed 999. sorry.

Posted by: enidd | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 19:52

Welcome to the jungle baby - 666 - got your number. See you by the pool (I'll be the one pushing people in)...

Posted by: SpanishGoth | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 20:53

red mane, did you say?

oh joseph lock her back in there - i want to save her ;)

Posted by: little bugger | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 21:14

Thanks Joseph. Where are my shoes?

Posted by: Ariel Langham | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 22:11

Are sandals any good? I did see some giant red and white things hanging from the light fitting earlier, too...

Bless you for falling in your suitcase though. That's adorable.

Posted by: Clare | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 22:16

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