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Those Responsible
Yes! I have an accomplice once again!
The Poll
Bollocks to the poll! It's finished!
The Concept
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
(I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)
Click on this link if you require any further clarification. And in case anyone is still utterly confused, here are The Rules.
The Housemates
Check out all the freaky weirdos beautiful specimens we've caged up just for you - and all in the name of entertainment too!
And the newbies too:
The House
It's missing a library, a nail salon and a coffee bar, but other than that it's a design masterpiece. You lucky people!
The Diary Room
Little Blogger AKA Minxy is always about nowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!
A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
A Not Very Concise At All History
And feel free to browse the daily archives. No, honestly, be my guest. Some poor bastard has to.
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Our Links
Huge thanks go to Lucy Pepper for her wonderful illustrations.
Plus, even though he's not blogging anymore, let's remember Watski for coming up with this godawful idea in the first place.
AND, if you've got 300 years spare time on your hands you could use it to re-read the whole of the original 2005 Big Blogger event. Go on, I dare you.
The only other place we should really link to is the official BIG BROTHER website. After all, they're the ones who bought the rights to the concept in the first place; we're just adjusting it for our own purposes. I'm sure they'll understand.
So if you want intellectual stimulation and laughs-a-plenty, stay right where you are. However, if you want boredom, drudgery and maybe some tits and arse, go there instead.
I know where I'm going. Okay, see you later...
Legal Mumbo-Jumbo
The idea may not be original but everything else on here is of our own making and 100% original. So don't go borrowing unless A) you link back to us, or B) you ask us really really nicely beforehand.
Copyright © Tim Stannard, or © the Author as stated, 2007
I think Big Blogger is going to have to put a fucking swear jar in the kitchen.
I just can't handle all these expletives!
Posted by: Big Blogger | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 11:53
You're not fucking wrong - should raise enough to have three new water pumps built in Botswana by a week on Wednesday.
Anyway, Goth, if you want to get out of the house so much already, can you just hand me the Jack Daniels so I don't have to bother half-inching it while you're asleep.
You know it makes sense. I thank you.
Posted by: Tippler | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 11:57
Geldof starting the fucking swearing - not me. And Tippler, I hid a bottle in your bag as I figured it was the last place you would look ;-)
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 12:03
What a pitiful attempt at getting out. I think you should stay in forever now.
Posted by: zed | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 12:09
Have you thought about cutting your hair off, tying the lengths together (each one can carry 5 grams of Goth) and skinning down the resulting rope from the bathroom window?
I'm sorry. Was there something wrong with a basic assumption of this plan?
Posted by: The Aunt | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 17:14
Yeah, it's a shit plan as I am not having my hair cut. I will hire an army of moles first
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 20:51
did yu watch that kids programme today - serious andes or something... they barbecued guinea pigs :(
it was quite horrible.
and bob geldof rang me up once, when i was about eight. unfortunately though, i was out.
Posted by: little bugger | Monday, 04 June 2007 at 21:17
He's a twat for that - Geldof that is. I think he lurks behind the sofa and goes "Right, pass me the fucking phone"
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 04:11
And no, sorry, I didn't see the programme. However, if I had, I would have set fire to their house. Bastards. No wonder they're in Shite America
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