Big Blogger 2007: hands on

Thursday, 07 June 2007

hands on

Out of the suitcase, out of the box!

And what better way to celebrate my newfound freedom and being among you than with a party? I am however wondering whether to question Big Blogger's intentions on the matter. Presumably inebriated housemates make for rambling storytellers and poor typists, yes? Then again, Big Blo' might want to establish who is pally with whom, who holds whose hair back when one is praying to the porcelain gods after one drink too many...

With this in mind, I would like to propose an alternative

Forget the booze and the frills. Let's gather, put the kettle on and our differences to one side...

Everyone likes a cuppa, right? Not that I am a party pooper though, oh no. Those who fancy a medicinal shot of something can avail themselves freely of Big Blo's offerings. The aim of this party as I see it is not to achieve feel good levels of epic proportions through extreme alcohol consumption but simply through making one another feel wanted and appreciated.

"Get your kit off now!". Steady, steady... I am not suggesting an orgy! Tsk... some people...

"Group hug everyone!". Er, yes actually, why not? Let's group up randomly and give one another a hug and a backrub. Let's show Big Blo' that this lack of personal space can actually be enjoyable...

If we think of what we would most like and what we are missing the most while here then decide to offer it to another housemate, might it not make us all happier?

I'd love a foot massage, I really would and am a dab hand at them. Who fancies one?

It is our insecurities, doubts and fears that make life complicated. If we can give our mind a rest and go back to being playful and child-like be it only for a few hours, our stay here could be become so good we'll never want to go home.

"Let's start a commune!". Oh, down with the cynicism you non-believers!

Cuddle parties have started stateside and the concept is gaining popularity, so the above doesn't make me an original thinker. This being said, we can go one better and turn this into a cuddle, massage and tickle party, yes?

Who wants to play with me?

Come here Tippler you big fluffly thing!

Mmmmmmwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had..."

Gigglety, gigglety goo!

Posted by Ariel Langham at 14:30 | Permalink

Comments

- he likes it when you tickle him just behind the.... oooh yup that's got his leg twitching!

Posted by: penfold | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 17:37

Oh! You were pandering to Mr. Angry weren't you?

Posted by: clarissa | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 21:06

I don't pander. I just thought we could all use a little tenderness...

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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.

Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.

Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.

Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.

Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.

Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.

Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.

Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala

Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.

Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.

Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.

Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).

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