I think smiting is a bit extreme, but he's an extreme being.
Maybe just a partial smiting would suffice...
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Tuesday, 26 June 2007
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I think there is a vested interest going on here, since googling you I find you own
"Penfold Book and Bible House Limited".
which is let me quote:
"Five-hundred Christian books and videos covering hot issues such as King James/Authorised Version only; end-times; challenging Catholicism, Charismatic movement, and Reformed Calvinism. Secure online shopping and money-back guarantee. UK based."
obviously he's going to vote for you if you do THAT.
http://www.penfoldbooks.com/
Posted by: honey | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 19:34
I fear I may lose this one - there are only about three people who know about my blog, and I'm no use at pimping...
Posted by: Cat | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 20:06
Honey - you're right. Amazon for Christians. Where's that address for deedpole...?
Cat - I'm going for the ringing my mum technique!
Posted by: penfold | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 20:28
Penfold, I live in fear of my mother finding my blog. And my colleagues. I am not always nice about any of them.
Posted by: Cat | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 20:29
Way to go Penfold - your grandmother would approve [or smite you - we'll find out one day]
Smite smite smite smite - it's one of those words that the more you say it, the weirder it becomes - smite smite....definitely smite be
Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 20:32
In that case, can I call for all atheists to vote for me, as I will undoubtedly need all the help I can get this week.
Posted by: bedshaped | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 20:33
I do not approve of thou pimping technique young penfold!
Thou shalt serve me with 4 Hail Marys for each and every vote thou gets to keepest thou in. Oh, and I'm making sure there will be a distinct lack of waves anywhere thou dost intend to surf.
Posted by: God | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 20:38
Cat - my Dad found mine. Disastrous. Luckily my colleagues are mostly illiterate...
Dad - just sit down and breathe. Or not actually...
Bedshaped - not sure this will get me the Christian vote...
God - what can I say. I think I just had an epiphany. Oops - sorry...
Posted by: penfold | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 20:59
I smite start following Big Blogger again now you and He are such mates, Penfold!
Posted by: Helena | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 22:17
Shit - good job I don't believe in god or any of that religious bollocks then....
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 22:25
Helena - smitey good of you...
SG - there is redemption for all sinners (I hope)
Posted by: penfold | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 22:33
I quite enjoy a good smiting.
You can pay good money for that sort of thing down my way.
Posted by: Mr Angry | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 22:39
I've been told I'm good at smutting... close enough?
Posted by: delboys daughter | Tuesday, 26 June 2007 at 23:32
That's handy, I've gone for the agnostics...
Smite is such a lovely word, my lad uses it all the time. We're not in the least religious, he just thinks he's God.
Posted by: Angelalala | Wednesday, 27 June 2007 at 00:07
Now this is where I kick myself for having an anonymous blog!!
(Vainly attempting to delude herself that she has friends in the "real" world!!)
And oh yes to "smiting". And "smutting" incidentally :-)
Posted by: ordinary girl | Wednesday, 27 June 2007 at 21:21