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Friday, 22 June 2007



cute and right on,
what a man.
If I hadn't already been paid off, I'd vote for you


But what about those of us desperate to get married but no-one's willing to take on? Do we get compensated with free chocolate or something?


you have to serve us married people and have 'spinster' forever emblazoned on your forheads.


Thanks for that, Honey. You know how to make a girl feel good.


Cat, as well as Proper Therapy, chocolate will be available on the NHS. Mostly because I like the idea of brandishing a prescription for 100g of Galaxy (Green & Black's if things are getting really bad) at those dimwits in Boots and demanding your free endorphins.

ordinary girl

Loving this manifesto! Except number 4. I'd have to withhold a vote for that one. What would happen to me without all that trash to watch?! Oh, I suppose I could get a "hobby". Bah!
Would watching trash on tv count as a hobby... :-)


I'd bring Big Brother TV back. But just the old series where it was quite an interesting psychological experiment and not deliberately filled with clashing personalities solely for the purpose of broadcasting a prime time riot/orgy.


Cat and honey, LOL.

Prescriptions for chocolate! Lollipops! Like the look of this...


If I could vote across the pond, it will be for you! and I agree with the Chocloate issues posted already.

Since Wifey is a teacher, number three is dead on in my books!

And since I love hobbies....I love number 7!

Do you have any brothers that will marry the Munchkin and Trouble? I'll send them right over the pond if so....

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