I'll Be In The Kitchen...

You know... call me a middle-aged, chain-smokin', Coldplay-loving, skirt-wearing geezer who'd rather shave his head and chew tinfoil than than play f#cking Twister if you like; but if we need themes and dressing up and competitions and contrived 'games' to have a good time at a party in this house that's already full of drink and food and cigarettes (and that other stuff you can smoke) then heaven help us all.

C'mon people... aren't you excited about indulging in the lost art of witty party conversation without having to wear a pair of false tits or set your farts alight? I'm up for the occasional round of Shag? Marry? Throw Off A Cliif? as much as the next person but lets discover (or not) each other's likes, dislikes and ill-informed opinions the old fashioned way without having to resort to "last one in the jacuzzi gets a Mars Bar up their arse!" 'Cause that's no fun... let me tell you.

I've ordered a couple of cases of decent red wine, a super-size pan of chilli, a chocolate fondu and some fine Cuban cigars, if anyone fancies indulging in a few hands of Texas Hold 'Em Poker... Ariel - I'm especially excited about you declaring, "I'm ALL IN!"

Cat - let's talk about this Edith Bowman thing... I don't think you're seeing the same attributes in her as I do.

And Joe - sorry, Joseph - Harry Potter? What's not to like?

Clare, the Cadbury's is yours and did I mention I have 200 pencils?

My personal highlight will be the lively verbal sparring with Mr Spanish "You like Keane? Fuck off and get a life" Goth. Touché amigo, Oscar Wilde must be glad he's not alive to joust with you. And please feel free to keep the JD all to yourself. Dude.

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[Delboys Daughter]

I used to find Edith Bowman rather sexual. Now her radio show is a little dull as a one man thing. Bring back Collin i say.

[little bugger]

oi, middle-aged, chain-smokin', Coldplay-loving, skirt-wearing geezer who'd rather shave his head and chew tinfoil than than play f#cking Twister...

show us yer skirt. :)

btw, edith bowman? no.

[Joseph]

What's not to like? Oohh.... it's really better not to get me started.

[Cat]

I'll give you that Edith Bowman didn't look too bad on last night's Friday Night Project. Other than that, she's just plain wrong.

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