if you pop out for ice cream....
don't come back in over the roof!
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Wednesday, 13 June 2007
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The Concept
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
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Little Blogger AKA Minxy is
always aboutnowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
A Not Very Concise At All History
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oh no you dropped your icecream
Posted by: honey | Wednesday, 13 June 2007 at 19:33
that's why I'm so upset...
Posted by: penfold | Wednesday, 13 June 2007 at 19:43
99 cone as well, at least you get to save the chocolate stick thing. yum
Posted by: honey | Wednesday, 13 June 2007 at 20:05
Silly boy
Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Wednesday, 13 June 2007 at 20:23
At the back of the freezer is a secret compartment containing Cornettos - help yourself dude but don't let the miserable one that I told you that ;-)
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Wednesday, 13 June 2007 at 21:05
Cheers SG - just gotta go change my T-shirt...
Posted by: penfold | Wednesday, 13 June 2007 at 21:20
What was that old Extreme song... hole hearted wasn't it?
Posted by: bromman | Wednesday, 13 June 2007 at 23:03
Correction SG: At the back of the freezer was a secret compartment containing Cornettos. Well, the compartment's still there, but the ice creams didn't last long once I knew about them.
Posted by: Clare | Wednesday, 13 June 2007 at 23:47
Did you get your hair shot off?
How sad.
Posted by: Big Blogger | Thursday, 14 June 2007 at 11:55
It was a token gesture as far as hair went - but it was all I had and will be sorely missed...
Posted by: penfold | Thursday, 14 June 2007 at 12:03
Holey t-shirts, batman - think 2 second rule and pick that flake up quick!
Posted by: Angelalala | Thursday, 14 June 2007 at 16:28