Rule Number 1 is remember your kit
You don't want to be left in your pants like a tit
Rule Number 2 is don't get picked last
No one wants to be a social outcast
Rule Number 3 is just don't look too keen
And never cry if you're on the losing team
Rule Number 4 is learn to catch and throw
Being shit at this is quickly gonna show
Rule Number 5 is never bat first
Everyone knows that first is the worst
Rule Number 6 is best catcher on first base
And make sure the kid in out-field knows his place
Rule Number 7 is DROP THE BAT
Or else you're out and no one wants that
Rule Number 8 is run like fuck
They'll try to stop you so jump and duck
Rule Number 9 is let Gibbs have his victory
Or you'll be paying for it in double history
Rule Number 10 is move the posts
Break the rules but never boast
I know, hard to believe it's all my own work, isn't it?
Who's Gibbs? Is that one of the Bee Gees? Rounders is similar to what we yanks call softball, eh?
Does one slide into home?
Posted by: bob | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 17:34
Bob, that last question sounds very suggestive.
Posted by: bedshaped | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 19:46
Does one slide into home?
Only if one has good ball skills and is very, very lucky.
Posted by: Angelalala | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 00:23
Gibbs was a twat. His wife's ugly though, so I got the last laugh.
Posted by: Joseph | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 10:42
I'm reading Black Swan Green at the mo, and this is v much reminding me of it...
Posted by: Clare | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 21:29
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