Big Blogger 2007: Old age partiers...

Thursday, 07 June 2007

Old age partiers...

In memory of my dear old Dad who sadly is no longer with us (he hasn't shuffled off to chance his arm at the Pearly Gates - he was camped outside the back gate of the house in a small tent from Argos but he had to go for another prostate examination) - I would like to propose an old gits party.

Obviously the fun will commence with some medication. Sedatives and immodium to keep everyone calm and clean. IV drips of ketamine will be available for the hyperactive and dexedrine for the dribblers.

Competition time will kick off with the ever popular zimmer racing (paramedics will be on hand with defibrillators and spare hips) followed by some musical wheelchairs and pass the colostomy bag.

Refreshments will be provocatively served by those choosing the skimpy nurses outfits (male and female available) - the menu will include JD jellies, Jagermeister trifle and for the bold - Absinthe enemas.

Those who haven't been wheeled off to the IC unit will of course recieve extremely thorough bed baths before lights out from Matron Big Blogger, Doctor Little Blogger and of course Nurse Geoff.

Grannyrace

......have I won yet?

Posted by Penfold at 16:20 | Permalink

Comments

Ketamine? Did someone say ketamine? Oh my, that takes me back.

This all sounds lovely ... except for the colostomy bag stuff. I didn't bring any shoes to match.

Best of luck to your dad and his back end.

Posted by: bob | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 16:54

If I was there I'd wipe the floor with the lot of you [and then you'd have to wipe the floor after me]. Have a lovely party everyone.

Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 17:09

Memories of ketamine? You didn't take enough...
Dad - I miss you in many ways - none of which spring to mind. Can I get back to you on that one?

Posted by: penfold | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 22:15

Cherish your dad - you'll take after him one of these days! I miss mine like mad.

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