Big Blogger 2007: Pre-Party Pissed-Upness

Tuesday, 05 June 2007

Pre-Party Pissed-Upness

Ok, so we have to plan a party.

Er, righto. Will have a long, good think about that later but, just so you all know what my general attitude to getting down and dirty is, here's a little ditty wot me and me mate composed about Tippler's bevying habits.

It was the night before I was trapped in here, we were shitfaced and scribbling it on a beer mat.

It is intended to be sung, hummed (or farted-along-to) to the theme tune from Fame.

Serves you lot right... Can someone bring a sick bucket?

Baby look at me
And tell me what you see
You ain’t seen the worst of me yet
Give me time and I’ll spill cider down your chest

I’ll get more in me
Till I’m out of my tree
I can pull a moon with both cheeks
Dont you know who I am? I can’t remember my name…

(Shame!)
I’m gonna drink forever
I’ve got my gob open wide
(High!)
As a kite - whatever
People will see me and hide
(Blame!)
I’ll never make it to heaven
So I’ll light up my farts with a flame
(Flame!)
I’m gonna drink forever
For fuck’s sake remember my name…

Remember
Remember
Remember etc

The booze has made me tight
I won’t get home tonight
Cider shoots me over the top
Gimme more and something has got to give

Tomorrow I’ll feel rough
Too much is not enough
I can swipe my card 'til it breaks
Ooh! I got what it takes - what the hell is my name?

(Game!)
I’m gonna drink forever
I’m gonna make barmen cry
(Why?)
Cos keeping my shit together
Is something I won’t even try
(Shame!)
I’ll never get past eleven
At seven I’m out of my brain
(Lame!)
I’ll never drink forever
And I can't remember my name…

(Repeat til fade as barman rings Brussels police, ambulance and fire brigade...)

Posted by Tippler Tippler at 11:53 | Permalink

Comments

*Grin*
Not quite up to the standard of 'I Will Survive', but we thought it was funny, anyway...

Posted by: Mr.X | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 12:01

Didn't 'wozzaname' have to get her tits out for that song? Sorry. Fuzzy memory

Posted by: SpanishGoth | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 12:23

Ah well, Mr X. 'I Will Survive' got me published, didn't it?

Sadly, they won't let any publishers through the fucking barbed wire while I'm in here...

And Goth - Irene Cara did indeed get her jubblies out in the movie. Or did you mean Zoe down the pub?

Posted by: Tippler | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 12:27

what a hoot. enidd wonders if there are actions to go with it?

Posted by: enidd | Tuesday, 05 June 2007 at 15:17

bet you'll look fab in legwarmers :)

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