Morning everyone.
I hope everyone is feeling all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed today, because I'm not. Late nights. I never learn.
But who cares about that, because it's task time again!
Yes. No sooner does one task finish than another one starts. But that's the way it goes kids; you signed up for this thing, so you can lie about in French Maid's outfits covered in trifle and snorting tequila all you like, but you still have to do these tasks.
I'm just impressed that a) you all managed to get the last task completed just in time, in a style not dissimiliar to the way that I used to always complete my homework for school during register on the morning of the day it was due to be handed in (so basically you're all a bunch of naughty schoolkids), and b) that no-one has tried a Mike-style roof escape yet. Must be the sub-machine guns that are putting you off. They would probably have the same effect on me. Or maybe not, seeing as I'm hard as nails.
I've plonked a votey thing in the sidebar so that you and yours and everyone else's can vote on which is the coolest party. The winner will be announced on Sunday morning, and the party itself will take place on the Sunday evening. Big Blogger is very excited about this as Big Blogger hasn't been to a party in ruddy ages. I have a fresh supply of party poppers and vol au vents all ready to go, so I just know that this is gonna be a cracker! Little Bugger has told me that she's invited a bunch of her scantily-clad friends along (both male and female) so all the house pervs should have a great time.
*mind drifts*
Shit, where was I?
Oh yeah, onto the task. Task 3. The Task: volume 3. Whatever, it's a task.
"Due to the stress caused by having to listen to Clare scratching away at the inside of the kitchen cabinet, and Goth's attempts to attract swarms of bats to the Big Blogger garden (which has also meant that I've had to don my marigolds and clean off a shitload of bat poo from the veranda - bastard bats...) Big Blogger has been at the funny pills. Concoctions of various and assorted pretty coloured pills have made their way down my gullet and done rather nice but not terribly normal things to my thought patterns, and as a result of one especially lurid episode involving a sheep, a petrol pump and the latest Russell Watson cd, Big Blogger has decided that it would be absolutely fascinating to combine two normal tasks to create one very abnormal task and see what results. Therefore, I would like everyone to attempt to explain the rules and regulations of their favourite sport (if you don't have one then just pick a sport), except you can't just tell Big Blogger the rules. Oh no. You have to sing it. Big Blogger wants you to pick a musical style (rap, musical, metal, etc) and write a song - it can be an epic song if you want - to explain your particular sport. Extra marks (ie. special treatement to be decided at a later date) will be awarded for actually videoing or recording your song and plonking it on the site, although lyrics on their own will be sufficient to pass the task. Points will be removed immediately for the gratuitous use of ukeleles."
The deadline for the task is Monday at midnight, Tuesday morning at the latest if there are any toilet traumas stopping you from posting.
I'm off to see my therapist now.
Happy songwriting!
They have to sing it? Thank fuck my sound cards given up the ghost!!
Posted by: Chopski | Friday, 08 June 2007 at 19:07
I'm lost with this one. I hate all sports with a passion and don't have a clue about any of them. Can I do a song about shoes or something?
Posted by: Cat | Friday, 08 June 2007 at 19:08
Cat -> might I recommend that you choose the sport you hate most. I'm sure you can do it - shoes, think Nike
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Friday, 08 June 2007 at 19:20
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Posted by: little bugger | Friday, 08 June 2007 at 21:07
The only mike I have is on my bookmarks as troubled-diva so you'll be spared my karaoke, if not my sad rhyming couplets.
Posted by: Angelalala | Saturday, 09 June 2007 at 01:11
golly, enidd would have to record her song on a plane to san francisco which would get her some very funny looks.
Posted by: enidd | Saturday, 09 June 2007 at 04:53
ooooo ickle bugger, you stole the chorus ;-)
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Saturday, 09 June 2007 at 05:19
UPDATE: Okay, if you want to invent a sport, that's okay, but I get to decide if it's a valid sport.
For example, shopping for shoes isn't a sport.
Seeing how fast you can spend the most money on shoes, in a Supermarket Sweep-esque style is.
So there.
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