Ah. Hmm. Tough one. Most selfish thing is probably refusing to share the diet coke with the kids, telling them it's for the sake of their health when in fact it's so I have enough to wash my brandy down with.
Most selfless thing, Having children. I've not had a thing to myself since the day they were born..!
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Hmmm - don't give them Diet Coke, make them drink milk (can't mix that with Brandy)
Learn to devote time - put a lock on the bathroom door, go in there with a copy of Vogue or whatever, and refuse to come out until you hear the vacuum cleaner ;-)
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Hmmm - don't give them Diet Coke, make them drink milk (can't mix that with Brandy)
Learn to devote time - put a lock on the bathroom door, go in there with a copy of Vogue or whatever, and refuse to come out until you hear the vacuum cleaner ;-)
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Sunday, 17 June 2007 at 02:10
I hear you baby. I don't share my diet coke either!!!
Posted by: Vi vi vi voom!!! | Sunday, 17 June 2007 at 11:53