But it's my birthday and I'll wear pink in my hair if I want to! La la la!
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Monday, 18 June 2007
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The Concept
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
(I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)Click on this link if you require any further clarification. And in case anyone is still utterly confused, here are The Rules.
The Housemates
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freaky weirdosbeautiful specimens we've caged up just for you - and all in the name of entertainment too!
And the newbies too:
The House
It's missing a library, a nail salon and a coffee bar, but other than that it's a design masterpiece. You lucky people!
The Diary Room
Little Blogger AKA Minxy is
always aboutnowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
A Not Very Concise At All History
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The only other place we should really link to is the official BIG BROTHER website. After all, they're the ones who bought the rights to the concept in the first place; we're just adjusting it for our own purposes. I'm sure they'll understand.
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Salutations from BB!
I think there may be some sort of 'event' in the Diary Room later on, but don't quote me on that.
Posted by: Big Blogger | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 13:30
Happy happy birthday!
Do you prefer a birthday spanking or bumps?
Cake! Bring on the cake!
Posted by: bob | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 13:50
Happy Birthday, darling!!
In the absence of cake I have biscuits and pink icing and hundreds and thousands to decorate with :)
Posted by: Joseph | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 13:55
Happy birthday honey, or should I say cumpleaños felices, cild dulce mío
You can wear what you want, anytime
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 14:52
Looks to me like you may have slipped while applying copious amounts of blusher in your tipsy state.
Posted by: bedshaped | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 15:46
Oh and yes, get into the Diary Room to put your party requests in.
Posted by: bedshaped | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 15:47
Oh....and Happy Birthday!
Posted by: bedshaped | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 15:48
Happy wotsit. Shame you're in here with us lot - but we'll do our best.
Birthday peck. :-)
Posted by: Tippler | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 15:56
Happy birthday sweet cheeks! Geez, that's the third time I've said HB to you today, your blog, my blog, now here. Is there anyway I can say it again? Oh, yeah, I'll text you.
xxxx
Posted by: Vi vi vi voom!!! | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 17:24
Multitudinal anniversarious felicitations o Angel of all that is la la....
*big birthday smackerooni*
Posted by: penfold | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 17:26
Happy birthday, missus, may all your wishes come true!
Posted by: Cat | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 17:57
Birthday snogs to you Angie! Better make sure we get some party games going on tonight! How about Blind Man's Buff? And yes, I did mean Buff ;-)
Posted by: ordinary girl | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 20:01
Ooh, I'm sensing a couple of troublemakers here.
Posted by: bedshaped | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 20:39
Happy Birthday and all that...
Posted by: Mr Angry | Monday, 18 June 2007 at 23:56
Thank you, my lovelies. It was a lovely la la day and I'm seriously considering having this pink ait made permanent.
Posted by: Angelalala | Tuesday, 19 June 2007 at 00:22
Yay!
Sorry for not saying HB here - I said it on your blog instead...
Posted by: Clare | Tuesday, 19 June 2007 at 11:05