As I commented below, I was singularly failing to pay attention. Sorry, needed a dinosaur-sized dump and it took up all my concentration.
Anyway, I just saw that there appeared to be a load of songs getting posted so I just quickly whacked up my wworld-famous (ish) version of I Will Survive.
Which, incidentally, quite CLEARLY refers to an ex-girlfriend of mine who was in trainingg for the World Chocolate Eating Championships - a SPORT that's very big in Belgium.
Bollocks, well I still haven't read what I'm supposed to be doing, but here's another sporty one to the tune of that (mercifully short) classic from the Beach Boys, California Girls:
The Arsenal have the French, I really dig their va-va-voom
And the Liverpool have cool Jamie C, he really makes those ladies swoon
The cheats West Ham have Tevez - and he helps them play alright
While Chelsea have that fat Lampard bloke - but he's a long way from being shite
I wish they all could be Man United boys
I wish they all could be Man United boooooys
Real Madrid have Beckham with his 'goldenballs' and tats
And Spurs have Bulgarian Berbatov - shame he plays for a set of twats
I've been right around this great big world and I've seen all kinds of skill
Yeah, but I can't wait to get out with my mates back to those real Old Trafford thrills
I wish they all could be Man Utd boys
I wish they all could be Man United boooooys.
Etcetera, etcetera, funny harmonies, repeat til 90 minutes plus twelve minutes added time, the ref's a bastard and so on...
Can I go now?
Yes, that'll do Mr Tippler. Do be sure to read the bloody task next time.
Bloody slackers...
*grumble grumble*
Posted by: Big Blogger | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 15:35
Chocolate eating champion? I had no idea you'd dated Scouse Doris, Tippler. Better not let Fast Eddy find out.
Posted by: Auntymarianne | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 15:59
Uh-oh, new earworm alert...
Posted by: Clare | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 21:39
Adult movie dvd store for best adult products including:
Sex toys and adult education - vibrators, dildos, anal toys, male sex toys, lotions, lubes, herbals, strap ons, books and video, sensual massage, light BDSM, lingerie and playwear, dolls and accessories.
Indulge yourself and find partners for hot Sexual Encounters and Adult Dating at Adult friend finder free dating site!
If you are looking for a one night stand or a casual encounter, then the Adult Swingers Club is where the game is played.
If you practice a different range of sexual and sensual activities then adult personals has the Club for you.
Download over 2000 adult dvd movies, available formats: windows, mpeg, psp and ipod!
Shop for Adult Toys, DVDs and Lingerie and other Erotic Adult Products at adult sex toys shop.
Posted by: sex toys | Thursday, 13 September 2007 at 11:42