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Sunday, 03 June 2007



That's so not funny. Peter Andre is nearly dead and here you are making light of his and Katie/Jordan/I'm-not-Jodie-Marsh's horrible tragedy. Does the happiness of poor, bloated Harvey mean nothing?

Naaah, I don't think so either.

Bring on Mr. Angry!

*waves empty martini scepter, flicks trifle off of nose and staggers toward diary room*


No disrespect to Mr Angry, but I'd have been delighted to welcome Peter Andre. Or Rolf Harris.


Mr. Angry and Katy?!! Rumours will fly.

Mr. Angry really, really likes big hugs. Can't get enough.

Mr Angry

This is a first for me. I have never had people disappointed to meet me because I am not Peter Andre. Lots of other reasons, obviously, but not that one.

I am also not James Blunt, Tony Blair, or Jeremy Clarkson, if that helps with the disappointment levels?


Sorry. Peter Andre is dead. I killed him and a bloody pleasure it was too. Granted I had to heave Jordans tits out of the way to get to the slimy little motherfucker but it's amazing what you can do when you're Goth.

little bugger

i feel i'm a bit late to this party... arse.

did anyone take any photos? ;)


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