The surfin' rules blues

The surfin' rules blues,
by Blind Dog Lemon featuring Rusty Wheel and remixed by Slim Boy Fat

I went down to the crossroads
with my surfboard in my hands,
rule no.1 for surfin'
ain't no surf here on the land.

Chorus
I hitched down to the coastline
in a chevvy '69,
by the time I got to surftown
it was nearly suppertime.

I woke at half past breakfast
my head still full of beer
rule no.2 for surfin'
don't drink 'til daybreaks here

Chorus
I hitched down...

I paddled out into the ocean
jumped to my feet to catch a wave,
I fell, no wax, my feet had slipped
to no.3 no heed I'd paid.

Chorus
I hitched down...

Rule no.4 is nice and easy
respect the local crew,
or one day they'll track you down
and beat you black and blue.

Chorus
I hitched down...

(repeat until the audience goes home from complete mind-numbing boredom or dies of old age)

(the beauty of the blues is that properly scanning lyrics, in tune vocals or any form of explanation are not necessary)

Comments

[Cat]

Aha. Nice song. I am going to fail this task spectacularly.

[bob]

Ditto on what Cat said. That's a great photo. Were surfboards once that small?

[penfold]

I went for the 'really long limerick' technique...
The guy in the photo is actually called 'Blind Willie McTell' (really) and apart from being a fantastic country blues artist he was also an exponent of the 'mini-surfing' craze of the early twenties...

[SpanishGoth]

Yeah - hanging ten. Willie also played with Robert Johnson, until he reached a crossroads

[Alex]

I've always wondered whether Blind Willie McTell was so named in order to distinguish him from Hawk-Eyed Willie Mctell, or maybe even Deaf Willie McT. And was there a Blind Grapefruit Jefferson, for whom the Near-Sighted & lemony one was perpetually being mistaken?
Actually that's bollocks, I haven't always wondered that, in fact I never even heard of Willie McTell until I was about twenty.

[Angelalala]

Fuck me sideways on a cheese plant, Alex, you sure do have a different slant on things.

I've yet to decide whether that's a good thing or not...

[Daddy Papersurfer]

I've heard of Ralph McTell - are they related? Now he was a jolly good singer. Very fine effort, by the way, young Penfold.

[penfold]

I'm sure there'e a cheeseplant in this house somewhere. Sideways sounds good...

[Big Blogger]

Yes, there is a cheeseplant. Not telling you where it is though.

[Clare]

I love the blues.

[penfold]

I find they really perk me up when I'm feeling down...

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