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So obviously IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!!!
Big Blogger's managed to whip it up in a flash, and hereby presents to you:
DAVID GEST!!!
A COUPLE OF TITS!!!
OH GOD NOT HIM!!!
ANOTHER COUPLE OF TITS!!!
NAKED BARTENDERS!!!
THE BEST DJ I COULD GET AT SHORT NOTICE!!!
POLE DANCERS!!!
PERSONAL MASSEUSES!!!
TIPPLER IN A BALL-GAG!!!
And...
GEOFF!!!!
That's quite a selection. Now bugger off and enjoy your party...
BB
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Those Responsible
Yes! I have an accomplice once again!
The Poll
Bollocks to the poll! It's finished!
The Concept
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
(I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)
Click on this link if you require any further clarification. And in case anyone is still utterly confused, here are The Rules.
The Housemates
Check out all the freaky weirdos beautiful specimens we've caged up just for you - and all in the name of entertainment too!
And the newbies too:
The House
It's missing a library, a nail salon and a coffee bar, but other than that it's a design masterpiece. You lucky people!
The Diary Room
Little Blogger AKA Minxy is always about nowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!
A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
A Not Very Concise At All History
And feel free to browse the daily archives. No, honestly, be my guest. Some poor bastard has to.
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Our Links
Huge thanks go to Lucy Pepper for her wonderful illustrations.
Plus, even though he's not blogging anymore, let's remember Watski for coming up with this godawful idea in the first place.
AND, if you've got 300 years spare time on your hands you could use it to re-read the whole of the original 2005 Big Blogger event. Go on, I dare you.
The only other place we should really link to is the official BIG BROTHER website. After all, they're the ones who bought the rights to the concept in the first place; we're just adjusting it for our own purposes. I'm sure they'll understand.
So if you want intellectual stimulation and laughs-a-plenty, stay right where you are. However, if you want boredom, drudgery and maybe some tits and arse, go there instead.
I know where I'm going. Okay, see you later...
Legal Mumbo-Jumbo
The idea may not be original but everything else on here is of our own making and 100% original. So don't go borrowing unless A) you link back to us, or B) you ask us really really nicely beforehand.
Copyright © Tim Stannard, or © the Author as stated, 2007
Just found big blogger and its so gorgeously terrible I love it. Thank you for making my blogging day. I'll be back...
Posted by: miss-cellany | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 00:40
I like the tits in the top picture best....mmmmmmmmmmmmm, reggae reggae sauce
Posted by: Judy Garland | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 01:46
And this is why I smuggled in a gun - a big fucking gun
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 03:53
It was better than I ever could've imagined. Thank you so much.
*stumbles off to a quiet place now*
Posted by: bob | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 06:59
* Wonders why Jodie Marsh wore her sports bra *
Posted by: Mr Angry | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 09:13
That's Goeff? The guy who frisked me in the conduits was 6'4" with a large beard and claimed to have been 'World's Strongest man' in '79!
Very strange...
Posted by: penfold | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 17:57
This is by far the scariest party I've ever been to, and I could tell you some stories.
[hides in cupboard under sink]
[hmm, it's getting a bit smelly in that cupboard]
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