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Sunday, 24 June 2007



Yay - first. Haven't read any of it but you can blame that on Jack Daniels.

"Say hello Jack"

"Hello, I'm a naughty bottle of bourbon"



Erm, I don't know that I want to be blown by a skidmark leaving, nose picking, elevator farting bloke.

Is this supposed to be a perk for the pinks?


So I guess a 'crotch-scratcher' is ok, though, Bob?

My people will be sure to note it down.

The Big PM

ordinary girl

Blimey! I don't think I've ever seen a manifesto so comprehensive!

Between the BB housemates, we could take over the world! Mwah, ha, ha...

(Excluding my crappy manifesto that is! Ahem!)


Oi twat, shouldn't that be the


for you?


Not til next week, Goth Boy...



[rereads bit about little pink buttons]

Oh all right then.


Cheers, Clare. Pleasing all the people ALL the time is a bit of a toughie, eh.

Knowledge of little pink buttons cover quite a bit, though, I find.

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