Big Blogger 2007: To the tune of 'You're the one that I want'

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Sunday, 10 June 2007

To the tune of 'You're the one that I want'

I got kicks, they’re getting harder
And my punches are tough
Mawashi geri’s on fire
It’s bloody frightening!

You better move quick
Cos my shuto hand
Is looking for your head
You better move quick
You better block the leg
And if I catch you just play dead

Nothing broke, nothing bruised, mouthguard in for me to chew

It’s the sparring I want (contact is what I love)
Ooh ooh ooh, kicking
It’s the sparring I want (contact is what I love)
Ooh ooh ooh, punching

If you try, I will block you
Throw my counter so fast
Score the first point against you
Not my last...

You better hold guard
Cos I’m gonna throw
A combination at you
You better hold strong
But you won’t hold me off
This head high roundkick’s coming through

It’s the sparring I want (contact is what I love)
Ooh ooh ooh, kicking
It’s the sparring I want (contact is what I love)
Ooh ooh ooh, punching

Posted by Angela Marshall at 18:56 | Permalink

Comments

Grr. Can someone more clever than me sort the formatting out on this? At least blogger is blonde-proof!

*pout*

Posted by: Angelalala | Sunday, 10 June 2007 at 18:58

All sorted lovely Angela (please don't flykick my nuts).

Posted by: Big Blogger | Sunday, 10 June 2007 at 19:01

Well done Angie baby!!!!

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Thank you, and, only if you ask nicely, BB ;-)

Posted by: Angelalala | Sunday, 10 June 2007 at 20:16

Omg. I'm scared.

Fancy a fight then? You'll kick my ass but it'll be an honour.

I'll be able to tell people I got my black eye off of Angela-la-la from big blogger! Nice one!

Posted by: Stray | Monday, 11 June 2007 at 00:50

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Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

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Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

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