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Sunday, 03 June 2007
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Those Responsible
Yes! I have an accomplice once again!
The Poll
Bollocks to the poll! It's finished!
The Concept
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
(I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)Click on this link if you require any further clarification. And in case anyone is still utterly confused, here are The Rules.
The Housemates
Check out all the
freaky weirdosbeautiful specimens we've caged up just for you - and all in the name of entertainment too!
And the newbies too:
The House
It's missing a library, a nail salon and a coffee bar, but other than that it's a design masterpiece. You lucky people!
The Diary Room
Little Blogger AKA Minxy is
always aboutnowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
A Not Very Concise At All History
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Plus, even though he's not blogging anymore, let's remember Watski for coming up with this godawful idea in the first place.
AND, if you've got 300 years spare time on your hands you could use it to re-read the whole of the original 2005 Big Blogger event. Go on, I dare you.
The only other place we should really link to is the official BIG BROTHER website. After all, they're the ones who bought the rights to the concept in the first place; we're just adjusting it for our own purposes. I'm sure they'll understand.
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We have officially found our new Lucy Pepper! But can Invader Stu give you a run for your money???
Posted by: Big Blogger | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 15:55
Hey, who's finger is that in my .... ?
Posted by: bob | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 16:04
I don't think that's a finger Bob...
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 16:16
I love trifle regardless of how it is "plated".
Posted by: Katy Newton | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 16:26
I think I can spot Clare, she's not in the kitchen cupboard at all - and she's got 3 breasts. Or is it red nose day? I get very confused.
Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 16:30
Gosh, I feel violated and validated all at the same time. More custard, please.
Posted by: bob | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 16:35
Come on Katy dive in -
I'll nibble before I bite down - just holler if those cherries aren't cherries...
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 16:46
I have no idea who nominated me in the first place, or why, but now I'm really sorry I'm not in the House as well.
Goth and Tippler, bring me back some trifle. Unsmeared, please.
Posted by: auntymarianne | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 17:02
Disgraceful. First task, and they're all smearing each other with trifle. We knew this would get like this straight away ;)
Posted by: Mr.X | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 17:35
Hooray - a smear test of trifle. I shall leave that task to the Tippler...
Posted by: SpanishGoth | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 20:54
Who is you and who is me?
Posted by: Alex | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 20:56
Big Blogger demands to know who the bloody hell this Alex dude is, and why he keeps linking to bizarre videos?
Anyone?
Posted by: Big Blogger | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 21:01
My eyes.... must... make them stop seeing... this sight...
Posted by: Invader Stu | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 22:42
Little Blogger boought Alex in (I think it was on her shoe)
Posted by: Angelalala | Sunday, 03 June 2007 at 22:51
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