Sport and Music. Separately, two of the greatest achievments known to man. And woman. But together they make the worse combination since someone decided that mushrooms on a pizza was "really quite a good idea". Does no-one remember Hoddle & Waddell's 'Diamond Lights'? Or the Anfield Rap? Or Snooker Fucking Loopy? Much as I'd like to stand in a recording sporting a shell suit, dodgy perm and uncomfortable fixed grin, I think I'll pass on this one. If Mr Angry's finished with my guitar you can find me in the cupboard next to Clare strumming a few classics. Join in when you feel comfortable... "everybody's changing and I don't feel the same..."
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Monday, 11 June 2007
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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
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Hmm. As my birthday is coming up and I'm feeling kind I'll assume this lame entry is down to Mr Angry nicking Neil's guitar...
(Did everyone notice my mention of birthdays? No?! Well, it's June 18th. Next Monday. Call this a public service announcement)
Posted by: Angelalala | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 00:51
Hmm indeed. Another hmm.
You do have a good point though Mr Neil, and your examples have scared the bejesus out of me, AND please don't sing Keane.
Don't make a Big Blogger cry.
Angelalala - I'll make a note in me diary. Though not in the Diary Room.
Cake anyone?
Posted by: Big Blogger | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 14:22
Ooh, birthdays! Cool.
Posted by: Clare | Tuesday, 12 June 2007 at 21:22
No Keane. Please. I just saw the rosy cheeked one on the news. He's currently in my country. I am hunting out my gun the minute I've posted this.
Posted by: Cat | Wednesday, 13 June 2007 at 18:24
Pinch anything of Neil's you like but don't take the guitar!!
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