Big Blogger 2007: We interrupt normal service for these special news bulletins:

Friday, 29 June 2007

We interrupt normal service for these special news bulletins:

The following new bulletins have just been aired around the world....

(Space constrictions sometimes make the stills illegible, so all pictures are thumb-nailed)

....and there's more news just coming in....

Whilst these news stories break, the following examples have been witnessed all over the place:

More news just breaking:

While we're waiting for more news, here's some more examples of support....

Even Doctors appear to be 'in' on the scam:

We interrupt once again for more on this bizarre story:

Here's another example of just how far people will go:

Back to the news reports. Even MTV has caught on now:

It all appears to have come out of nowhere.

Ironically, even enforcers of the law are backing him:

More people showing their support:

The Government refused to give comment on this picture:

Just a few more examples of this craziness:

And this is just beyond belief ! :

And what would anybody make of this....

So, there you have it. Surely the most bizarre news story to have broken over Big Blogger 2007.

Posted by bedshaped at 23:09 | Permalink

Comments

Nice. You must be exhausted.

*passes bedshaped a martini*

Posted by: bob | Friday, 29 June 2007 at 23:46

Gee thanks bob.
I hope you don't mind, but I could do with a little 'Bob Monk' to go with that martini.

Posted by: bedshaped | Friday, 29 June 2007 at 23:50

I wish I hadn't already voted. This is what we want to see!

Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 07:32

Bedshaped, this tour de force is worthy of recognition. My vote has already gone to Penfold, blood ties you know and nifty cartoons but I hereby award you the position of honorary acolyte. This kind of dedication is hard to find.

Posted by: Lo, she is a Terrible Goddess | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 07:48

I'm sure you could adopt him if you asked nicely...

Posted by: penfold | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 10:02

Blimey. V. impressive!

Hey, has anyone noticed how bob and mr angry keep getting same nums of votes? Spooky.

Posted by: clare | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 11:14

Given that I'm pretty useless on the IT front, it looks like my only hope of gaining votes is a cleavage shot. And really, do I want to stoop that low?

Posted by: Cat | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 11:46

Cat - I was considering walking the same shameful path...

Posted by: penfold | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 18:23

This is indeed a wondrous thing!

Posted by: Medium-sized Blogger | Saturday, 30 June 2007 at 20:36

bloody brilliant

Posted by: honey | Sunday, 01 July 2007 at 16:53

Alas Cat. I stooped!!

Methinks bedshaped has far too much time on his hands, and should be immediately relegated to cleaning of bathrooms with a toothbrush! Preferably his own...

Posted by: ordinary girl | Monday, 02 July 2007 at 00:12

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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.

Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.

Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.

Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.

Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.

Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.

Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.

Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala

Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.

Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.

Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.

Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).

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