It's not the fact that I stumbled out of the bedroom after one too many spliffs and tripped over all the empty bottles left around by Tippler that's freaked me out....
But who the hell put these over my head while I was dozing?
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Wednesday, 06 June 2007
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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
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Not I, said the Cat. Mine are all thongs.
Posted by: Cat | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 19:54
er....not sure - could you turn them round...?
Posted by: penfold | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 20:09
Do you think you can recognise them from any skidmarks then penfold?
Posted by: bedshaped | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 20:19
That's the paddling pool you fool!
I just hadn't gotten round to inflating it yet...
Posted by: Big Blogger | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 20:41
my mistake - I thought it was a pair of my old man's 'man nappies'...
Posted by: penfold | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 20:51
Just what size of a head do you have, man?? I dare to wonder what was sneaked in inside them!!
Posted by: Helena | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 21:23
It's not a very big paddling pool
Posted by: Invader Stu | Wednesday, 06 June 2007 at 22:14
Do they smell of kippers? I know of a certain third person singular that didn't pack her own case...
Posted by: Angelalala | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 01:22
Hmmmm.
*wonders why the grammar police haven't hung this one out to dry*
Posted by: bob | Thursday, 07 June 2007 at 01:39
Not mine, mate. Left 'em at home.
With the sodding Marmite...
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