Big Blogger 2007: You know where you can stick this...

Friday, 29 June 2007

You know where you can stick this...

Rulebook
...neatly on a shelf between Mrs Beetons household management and the Scrabble dictionary.

Rules. Not very good at rules, was never much good at adhering to such let alone creating some. Here goes...

1. Voting should be for what happens in the house. Not how many aunts and cousins you have or how many people work in the same building as you.

2. All personal blogs should be shut down with a simple link to the house. Send in a ghost writer if you feel the need to keep your posts regular...

3. Social events organised by BB (all seeing all knowing omnipitent presence) will be attended by all in the comments.

4. The next evictee will take on the role of Little Blogger as BB is already having difficulties multitasking. Nothing to be ashamed of, we all need to realise our limitations from time to time.

5. More snogging. From everyone with everyone.

I'd quite like some jelly babies too but that's more of a request than a rule. Look...

6. We (the housemates) must have jelly babies.

...doesn't really work for me.

Posted by Penfold at 18:28 | Permalink

Comments

9/10 for ideas and 5/10 for spelling. For goodness sake, as you know I can't spell, but really..........
Are you getting lonely in there - shall I try and smuggle teddy in for you? I've dried out his ear.

Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Friday, 29 June 2007 at 19:22

I could only find 'omnipotent' which unless you're deducting 5 points per typo then I feel that may be a bit harsh. I demand a recount and for you to bugger off (darling Daddykins).

Posted by: penfold | Friday, 29 June 2007 at 19:57

You are missing teddy aren't you?....now don't be shy.......all your new friends won't mind.

Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Friday, 29 June 2007 at 21:20

Is anyone else getting emails from housemates asking for votes? (Do people really care that much?) I am, and I am ignoring them. On the other hand, I haven't voted at all, not even to get myself evicted.

Posted by: nonworkingmonkey | Friday, 29 June 2007 at 21:31

Oh I'm liking these rules! Very muchly!!!

And daddypapersurfer, he doesn't need teddy at the moment, he seems to be managing quite well snuggling into my cleavage!

Oh, and I'm not getting emails. Oh god, I really am the most disliked housemate :-(

(Can I use that teddy, Daddypapersurfer?)

Posted by: ordinary girl | Monday, 02 July 2007 at 00:08

What do you need a teddy for when you have a cleavage full of me?
Shhh - I'm busy snuggling...

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 02 July 2007 at 17:39

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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.

Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.

Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.

Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.

Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.

Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.

Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.

Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala

Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.

Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.

Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.

Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).

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