Ugley Brown willy (beaver farmer) was a monkeys eyebrow from great snoring -
"need a bread loaf I'm hungry horse with sleepy eye " he mumbles.
He ate a turkey scratch and deadhorse nuckles sandwich. Drank a carefree buttermilk then made yellow water.
Did a belcher, then sleeper and dreams of love ladies with big lick in horneytown.
Surprise hammer on painted post by welcome matt.
"Hooe?" he croakers left hand on wincle right on two guns hammer cocked - hat flippin on.
"Little Penny Klondike!" red head, mousie muff and topp wankener. What cheer!
"Come to Beans corner bingo?" wittering Penny
Door wide open.
"Hot coffee, cheescake sweet lips? " uncertain willy mumbles
"No - chunky elephants butte"
"Intercourse?"
"Fear not, big beaver, drain blueball bowlegs later, now truth or consequences..."
Brown Willy sits on square butt.
"Last chance rough and ready skyhigh cumming!"
Little Penny snapfinger.
"No romance needles me. Always fort dick weiner. Not hooker. Anyway - I'm in ragtown."
"Now me deadwood! Kissimee!! Got olive branch hopeulikit"
Klondike takes valentine cologne (hicksville tabasco).
"Tightwad!" gives slapout.
Brown willy took fishhook to wonder lake with pleasant hope of filling tumtum.
Sat on slippery rock between cactus and big sandy camel humps it was a little heaven in his waterproof yellow jacket.
Landing rainbow Quonochontaug and sucker flat - nine times. Enough to hoop and holler.
Defeated by moonlight wonder lake became mosquitoville . A real bugtussle at midnight.
Fivemile due west up cherry hill, past pine stump junction. Willy had pleasant hope of paradise with Little Penny.
Heading through Muck City in Chinatown....
"Welcome. Threeway toadsuck experiment?" shouted Showlow (local Winkleman) "....chickasawhatchee!!"
"Er..... no....nobber" hasty romance with no name didn't turn dry prong to a big arm.
"Last chance for knoblick and lickham bottom... coward"
Uncertain brown willy used veribest wink and quick fly away.
Went to roads end then Mormon bar
"Tincup of java hotcoffee please!"
"just bean blossom tea and sweetgrass cordial here"
Not smiley he went to Beans corner Bingo to wait for Little Penny.
Big Ugly farmer (Indiana Hoople) pinch peach bottom of Klondike. Willy fly like torpedo with good intent to knockemstiff. Zap! Hoople was biggers and willy (wimp) took a chunky licking and fell like a falling leaf.
Penny held his bald head.
"Mai Tarzana!" weeping water..."Mai Robinhood!"
"Intercourse?" willy mumbles...
"You bet!"
The majority of these place names were taken from 'coolquiz' and 'rudeplaces' with a few random ones that I knew already.
There are 101 words highlighted that are not place names.
I've only heard of about three of those places, and I can't tell out of a line such as 'two guns hammer cocked - hat flippin on' - which is brilliant by the way - what the place names are.
Can I have a name count please?
Posted by: Big Blogger | Thursday, 19 July 2007 at 19:15
Er yup - this is going to take a minute or two...
Posted by: penfold | Thursday, 19 July 2007 at 19:49
500 words.
101 non place names.
Leaving 399.
13 double barrel names. (so take 13)
3 triple barrel names. (so take 6)
6 repeats.
Makes a name count of 374. Ish. I think. Got a bit lost around about Muck City (it wouldn't be the first time!)...
Posted by: penfold | Thursday, 19 July 2007 at 20:00
Nice one, Penfold.
So it was YOU in the next ditch at Muck City? Thought I recognised you...
Posted by: Tippler | Friday, 20 July 2007 at 09:37
Let's just keep it between ourselves shall we...? ;)
Posted by: penfold | Friday, 20 July 2007 at 18:08
very fun
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