Big Blogger rules....slightly bent.

Here goes my attempt to re-write the Big Blogger rules:

• Each housemate must make a minimum of 4 posts a week. Not including the task post. At least one of these posts must be written and submitted under a state of influence. Be it drink or smoke or whatever.
• Every week, each housemate must email Big Blogger with a picture of one of their body parts. A close up or a cropped picture, for example. Big Blogger will post them all inviting people to guess which part belongs to who. Just for shits n giggles.
• Each housemate must go into the diary room at least once a week. They should introduce themselves briefly and then answer the 1st 5 questions posted by either the other housemates or anybody else in the comments. Housemates must be honest for four of them.
• Keep the underdog in. Vote for bedshaped.
• Housemates must never allow the toilet to become dirty.
• Any housemate leaving their underwear lying around on the floor will be severely punished. When they're asleep and not expecting it. But it will happen.
• Evicted housemates must leave via the Diary Room, where they must deliver their eviction speech....in the medium of rap.
• Any housemate caught 'throwing one out' or leaving evidence of such lying around, will be subjected to public humiliation.
• Big Blogger reserves the right to throw in any other person at random intervals. They must include a "carry on" style double entendre in every post they make to be eligible to win.
• Marmite shall be banned from the house.
• Housemates must play spin the bottle at least once a week.
• Secret tasks will be emailed to different housemates each week. They must pass this task to become secretly immune from the votes.
• Big Blogger reserves the right to get stoned every night.
• Wednesday is nude day.
• Housemates should chill the fuck out whilst in the house. Any housemate not chilling the fuck out will be removed and replaced by one of the previous evicted housemates.
• When asked to leave, all housemates must hand in the key at reception and settle all accounts. American Express will not be accepted. We are sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Comments

[ordinary girl]

A question... what happens if your digital camera is knackered??
(Or rather the damn pixie thiefs have broken in and stolen the bloody charger?!!)

[penfold]

I selflessly offer myself for the task of your personal photographer...

[Tippler]

Marmite banned!? Pffft!

[Delboys Daughter]

Genius I say!