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...the house is very quiet - everyone seems to be hiding in corners writing about their various sex blunders. As previously mentioned my man-hymen is still intact so I'm having problems with the task. So I'm a tad bored.
I say we rush the Diary room and hogtie Supply Blogger...
Pelt him with ripe tomatoes...
Saving a bushell for extremely large Bloody Marys. Then we all drink enough so I have something to write about before Monday evening. Genius.
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Oh good plan. I second that motion.
Not that I can join in, due to my seniority to all you puny human beings.
*sigh*
Posted by: Big Blogger | Sunday, 22 July 2007 at 13:15
I don't like Bloody Marys, can I have a girlie pink cocktail instead? With a sparkler in?
Posted by: Cat | Sunday, 22 July 2007 at 14:06
How about a Flamingo? Or maybe a Rasberry Fizz or a Red Headed Mexican...?
Or one of each...
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 22 July 2007 at 14:23