Big Blogger 2007: Crap!

Tuesday, 10 July 2007

Crap!

In all this mayhem I completely forgot one of the most vital elements of this week's eviction process.

I NEED ALL THE REMAINING HOUSEMATES TO EMAIL ME WITH THEIR NOMINATIONS FOR THE TWO HOUSEMATES THEY WANT TO EVICT.

Yes, in the normal official standard Big Brother type way in which things are usually done, but which is not the diplomatic way we generally do things round here, I have buckled under the pressure and we will be doing it like this for this week at the very least. Next week too if it's fun.

I need your nominations as soon as possible really so that I can wallop the public poll in the sidebar and let the proper voting begin.

The three or more housemates with the most nominations will be put up for eviction, and then the two with the highest votes against their name come next Monday evening will get thrown to the lions. A bit of a harsh end, I agree, but probably essential. Probably.

If anyone needs me I'll be on the toilet for the rest of the day.

Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday to Clare! There's a party in my pants and you're all invited! WA-HEY!!!!!

Posted by Timbo at 17:39 | Permalink

Comments

Happy birthday Clare (you can keep my bear for the rest of the day if you like).
There's plenty of room in BB's pants - I've just checked, so climb on in everybody!

Posted by: penfold | Tuesday, 10 July 2007 at 17:53

Big, pink happies, Clare!

*mmmmwah!*

Posted by: Angelalala | Tuesday, 10 July 2007 at 18:09

Ooh! Thank you!

Mmm, nice and snuggly in here. Bit smelly though...

Posted by: Clare | Tuesday, 10 July 2007 at 18:23

Happy Birthday to Clare!

And a "thank fuck for that" comment to Angelalala.

Posted by: bedshaped | Tuesday, 10 July 2007 at 19:57

I have noticed that BB only talks sense when it's pants. Any other subject seems to confuse him - has anyone else noticed this trait?

Happy birthday Clare and have a simply swinging time.

Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Tuesday, 10 July 2007 at 20:27

I've noticed that trait.
What took you so long?

Posted by: Big Blogger | Tuesday, 10 July 2007 at 20:35

Oooh happy birthday clare!

Posted by: ordinary girl | Tuesday, 10 July 2007 at 23:26

Have a good one, Clare.

The Jack Daniels is under the bed.

Behind the Marmite.

Posted by: Tippler | Wednesday, 11 July 2007 at 09:27

Happy bday a day late. Let's make it a birthweek instead and then I'm on time!

Posted by: bob | Wednesday, 11 July 2007 at 09:44

Birthweek sounds good to me...

Posted by: Clare | Wednesday, 11 July 2007 at 19:14

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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.

Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.

Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.

Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.

Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.

Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.

Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.

Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala

Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.

Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.

Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.

Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).

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