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Monday, 16 July 2007



You are wise in ways that words cannot describe...


Ooh Big Blogger, you are great.


A Great Big Blogger...


Can Penfold and I have immunity since I had the least votes (and didn't cheat) and Penfold was cheated against, please? No?


A truly wise decision. I never did believe what the others said about you...

Big Blogger

I know, I know, I am wonderful.



But no, you can't have immunity.
Nice try though.


Anyone know what a 'prune magnet' is....?

Big Blogger

Err, no.


I expect it's very excellent...


I wanna prune magnet!

No, hang on, why do I want a prune magnet? Oh Penfold, you and dastardly tricking-stoned-people way-with-words ways, you have convinced me that I want to attract prunes. You are surely evil.

Big Blogger

Looks like Bob and Penfold are gonna have to go for their lives in this task to try and gain immunity, as the poll is already looking a bit plop from their perspective.

The eviction cancellation backlash begins!


I guess my crappy fake Golden Keyboard is no good at this point.....?

Spanish Goth

I only wobbled by on my way home from the Bat-Cave.

You're making this shit up as you go along you Rabbit-**cker

Are you having an affair with Angela?

You just want her to win so she can stroke your bunny

Spanish Goth

and, bunny is a stupid name for your penis


tee hee.

Big Blogger

Yep, totally making it up.

Plans never work anyway, so I find that winging it works best.

And I'm having an affair with Bob. Fucking pay attention will you.

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