Big Blogger 2007: Drum roll.....

Monday, 16 July 2007

Drum roll.....

Okay.

I may live to regret this, but I'm Big Blogger and I couldn't give a fuck either way.
Being Big and all that.

So here's the deal.

EVICTIONS THIS WEEK HAVE BEEN OVERTURNED.
NULL AND VOIDED.
IT'S AS IF THEY NEVER HAPPENED.

The simple reason for this is because I do not like fishy underhand tictacs. I mean, tic-tacs are shit anyway but when they're fishy too then they're just plain old disgusterous.

But honestly chaps, if I see more than five or six email links to this website this week then I will be forced into taking the law into my own hands and drawing names out of hats rather than relying on the public vote.

I'm sorry, but you've brought this on yourselves.

As punishment you all have to go and sing songs with Supply Blogger while eating cold spam out of cans and not washing your hair for three days at least.

Take that you filthy bloggers!

All this does not change the remaining schedule of this Big Blogger rollercoaster ride. There are two weeks left. This week there will be two tasks and three people will be evicted next Monday. Next week is the final week, and there will be two tasks again, a midweek double eviction, and a three-person final. Put that in your bumbag and swing it about like you just don't care.

Yeah.

Well sod you lot; I'm excited and that's the main thing.

Here's the next task. It's ridiculous because I'm in a rebellious and stupid mood.

"Your first task this week is to write a post about practically anything you want, that contains as many place names as you can possibly fit within a 500 word post and still makes some vague sort of sense.

UPDATE: However, it must also NOT be about travel, geography or place names, and you can't just do a list as that would be too frickin' easy. So you have to use your imaginations for a change!

If you want to link each place name to a wikipedia entry which shows me that it's a real place and not a made-up bollocks thing then that would be lovely, but it's not obligatory.

The blogger who manages to fit the most place names into their post will win immunity from this week's eviction and will therefore be in the final! Woo!

The deadline for this task is Thursday night at 9pm, which is when the second of this week's tasks will appear on the site."

So happy blogging and good luck.
And please send any complaints to the following email address:

click here

And the poll will appear in the sidebar very very shortly cos I'm great.

Posted by Timbo at 22:17 | Permalink

Comments

You are wise in ways that words cannot describe...

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:20

Ooh Big Blogger, you are great.

Posted by: Clare | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:22

A Great Big Blogger...

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:23

Can Penfold and I have immunity since I had the least votes (and didn't cheat) and Penfold was cheated against, please? No?

Posted by: Cat | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:30

A truly wise decision. I never did believe what the others said about you...

Posted by: Angelalala | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:33

I know, I know, I am wonderful.

*bow*

*curtsy*

But no, you can't have immunity.
Nice try though.

Posted by: Big Blogger | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:35

Anyone know what a 'prune magnet' is....?

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:37

Err, no.

Posted by: Big Blogger | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:38

I expect it's very excellent...

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:40

I wanna prune magnet!

No, hang on, why do I want a prune magnet? Oh Penfold, you and dastardly tricking-stoned-people way-with-words ways, you have convinced me that I want to attract prunes. You are surely evil.

Posted by: Clare | Tuesday, 17 July 2007 at 00:26

Looks like Bob and Penfold are gonna have to go for their lives in this task to try and gain immunity, as the poll is already looking a bit plop from their perspective.

The eviction cancellation backlash begins!

Posted by: Big Blogger | Tuesday, 17 July 2007 at 01:57

I guess my crappy fake Golden Keyboard is no good at this point.....?

Posted by: penfold | Tuesday, 17 July 2007 at 07:55

I only wobbled by on my way home from the Bat-Cave.

You're making this shit up as you go along you Rabbit-**cker

Are you having an affair with Angela?

You just want her to win so she can stroke your bunny

Posted by: Spanish Goth | Tuesday, 17 July 2007 at 08:02

and, bunny is a stupid name for your penis

Posted by: Spanish Goth | Tuesday, 17 July 2007 at 08:04

tee hee.

Posted by: Clare | Tuesday, 17 July 2007 at 09:20

Yep, totally making it up.

Plans never work anyway, so I find that winging it works best.

And I'm having an affair with Bob. Fucking pay attention will you.

Posted by: Big Blogger | Tuesday, 17 July 2007 at 10:52

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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.

Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.

Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.

Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.

Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.

Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.

Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.

Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala

Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.

Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.

Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.

Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).

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