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Step one - be physically healthy and spiritually aware.
Step two - commune with others through the medium of music bringing joy and love.
Step three - be creative and patient by building a house from rocks and a home with your heart.
Step four - be a kind and loving father (awww - ook at his wickle face!)
Step five - be a multi-talented, multi-faceted brilliant genius type person.
Above all - be humble and meek (proof temporarily unavailable).
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Those Responsible
Yes! I have an accomplice once again!
The Poll
Bollocks to the poll! It's finished!
The Concept
Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
(I could swear I've heard that before somewhere.)
Click on this link if you require any further clarification. And in case anyone is still utterly confused, here are The Rules.
The Housemates
Check out all the freaky weirdos beautiful specimens we've caged up just for you - and all in the name of entertainment too!
And the newbies too:
The House
It's missing a library, a nail salon and a coffee bar, but other than that it's a design masterpiece. You lucky people!
The Diary Room
Little Blogger AKA Minxy is always about nowhere to be seen, and therefore she won't do you a fantastic line in body stockings. Medium-sized Blogger IS there however and he has the world record for making rollies. So GO! NOW!! Do it, before it's too late!
A Concise History
Click the links to go straight to each task and/or each particular housemate's downright ludicrous response:
Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.
Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.
Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.
Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.
Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.
Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.
Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.
Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.
Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.
Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala
Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.
Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.
Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.
Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).
A Not Very Concise At All History
And feel free to browse the daily archives. No, honestly, be my guest. Some poor bastard has to.
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Our Links
Huge thanks go to Lucy Pepper for her wonderful illustrations.
Plus, even though he's not blogging anymore, let's remember Watski for coming up with this godawful idea in the first place.
AND, if you've got 300 years spare time on your hands you could use it to re-read the whole of the original 2005 Big Blogger event. Go on, I dare you.
The only other place we should really link to is the official BIG BROTHER website. After all, they're the ones who bought the rights to the concept in the first place; we're just adjusting it for our own purposes. I'm sure they'll understand.
So if you want intellectual stimulation and laughs-a-plenty, stay right where you are. However, if you want boredom, drudgery and maybe some tits and arse, go there instead.
I know where I'm going. Okay, see you later...
Legal Mumbo-Jumbo
The idea may not be original but everything else on here is of our own making and 100% original. So don't go borrowing unless A) you link back to us, or B) you ask us really really nicely beforehand.
Copyright © Tim Stannard, or © the Author as stated, 2007
Far be it for me to say anything.
Oh, by the way you left your bushel behind when you left us last visit.
Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Saturday, 07 July 2007 at 19:31
Awwww indeed - but WICKLE?
Posted by: K Papersurfer | Saturday, 07 July 2007 at 19:36
It's not wickle, it's ICKLE you muppet
Posted by: Spanish Goth | Sunday, 08 July 2007 at 06:33
Don't you call my son a muppet! you, you, you....................Iberian throwback.
Posted by: Daddy Papersurfer | Sunday, 08 July 2007 at 08:10
Now now children. Stop this wickle fight or Daddy Kermit will beat the crap out of the pair of you...
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 08 July 2007 at 10:04
Wickle! Wickle!! WICKLE!!! are you mad - I'm with Spanish Goth on this one - you muppet.
Consistency is my middle name
Posted by: Daddy C. Papersurfer | Sunday, 08 July 2007 at 11:23
I believe that 'C' may stand for something other than consistency...
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 08 July 2007 at 11:52
All of you, leave my lickle poobumkin alone.
Posted by: KPapersurferx | Sunday, 08 July 2007 at 12:02
Ickle, lickle, wickle. All the same to me...
Posted by: penfold | Sunday, 08 July 2007 at 12:08
Yeah - you.
C might mean something indeed.
Take your little C and fuck off and join Queen or something
Posted by: Spanish Goth | Monday, 09 July 2007 at 11:23
Oh the love!! If I were still in (bah at eviction!! - oops forgot the love then for a moment!) then I'd definitely feel the need to adorn you with flower garlands!
And possibly pot!
Posted by: ordinary girl | Tuesday, 10 July 2007 at 23:04
Ooh - I've never been adorned before - with garlands or pot...
Posted by: penfold | Wednesday, 11 July 2007 at 07:56
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Posted by: Dusty Arnold | Wednesday, 19 December 2007 at 00:33