Big Blogger 2007: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Monday, 16 July 2007

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I do not hate koalas.

Let's get that clear first off.

They are small, surprisingly heavy, and don't wee on me, so I like them.

But this eviction poll is tearing me asunder! (See how I return majestically to the subject)
Here are the offical results of the poll:

Poll1607

It's been neck and neck all week, so no wonder it's turned out as tight as a nun's proverbial.

So it would appear that Bob has received his just desserts for confusing the bejesus out of all and sundry while sunning it up in in Eastern Europe on Big Blogger's dime! The cheeky beggar.

And Penfold, well, Penfold has somehow gone from the people's favourite to the second least popular housemate in the space of a fortnight. If you want an explanation as to how this has happened I'm really not the person to ask. I don't have FBI connections, and haven't the cash to hire a private dick to sniff out foul play, so this one is going to have to go down in the annal's of Big Blogger history as 'a weird one'.

Let's just say that judging by the vast amount of email links to this site in the last 48 hours I'm educatedly assuming that SOMEONE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS (because I don't know who they are, obviously) has probably mailed his or her entire address book in a reverse pimping attempt to remain in the house, but I can't prove this so I'm gonna have to let it lie.

Or am I.

Come back in a few minutes after I've made a possibly monumental decision.

Posted by Timbo at 21:37 | Permalink

Comments

Well at least you've sorted out the whole koala thing. I was just about to put a call through to the KDF (koala descrimination federation)...

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 21:44

I swear - hand on heart - that it wasn't me, although I realise it looks suss from my side. Believe me, no-one I know in "real life" even knows I have a blog and I'm not so desperate to stay in that I'd blow my own cover. I did write a rather pathetic (and pre-menstrual) post saying I was feeling delicate about being nominated and encouraging my readers to vote elsewhere on Thursday, but I really don't believe that would have made much odds.

Posted by: Cat | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 21:53

No!!! Not penfold!! I demand a recount!

Posted by: ordinary girl | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 21:56

Cat - it is fairly obvious if you've been watching the eviction tennis this week that you are not to blame...
Besides you're too loverly to cheat!

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 21:58

Thanks OG. Although if I get booted we can meet for cocktails and nuzzling...

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 21:59

Lupsy lordy the tension is getting to me - is there any absinthe left?

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:03

Don't think so Penfold, but I've got a spliff going on if you want to get rid of some stress.

Posted by: bedshaped | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:10

Haven't had a smoke for nearly 10 years so this should be fun...

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:13

Ooh, intriguing.

[starts chanting]

KEEP PENFOLD IN! KEEP PENFOLD IN! KEEP PENFOLD IN!

Posted by: Clare | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:18

I'll have some of that spliff if it's going, too...

Posted by: Clare | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:18

Crowd round everybody!
We could always request a bong from Supply Blogger.

Posted by: bedshaped | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:20

*cof*
rising blowback anyone?

Posted by: penfold | Monday, 16 July 2007 at 22:43

[whitie]

Who is Supply Blogger?

Posted by: Clare | Tuesday, 17 July 2007 at 09:19

ello,

ADIRE AFRICAN TEXTILES LIMITED
(www.adire.clara.net/adinkragallery.htm ) needs a
book-keeper in the state,so i want to know if u will
like to workonline from home and getting paid weekly
without leaving or affecting ur present job?

For ur information our company ADIRE AFRICAN TEXTILES
LIMITED it is a company that produces locally made
textiles and fabrics: such as clothing materials, aso
oke, adire, kampala, lace and other fabrics as
requested by our numerous clients.Our company also
produces various clothing materials,batiks,assorted
fabrics and traditional customer which we have
customers we supply weekly inthe states.

our customers make payments for our supplies every
week in form of money orders/checks so we need someone
in the states to work as our representative and assist
us in processing the payments from our clients and we
will pay him weekly salary

we need an honest someone to work for the company as a
representative/book keeper in the states

ALL U NEED TO DO IS RECEIVE THIS PAYMENTS FROM OUR
CLIENTS IN THE STATES GET IT CASHED IN UR BANK THEN
DEDUCT UR WEEKLY PAY AND FOWARD THE BALANCE TO THE
COMPANY DOWN HERE VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.

SO ALL I NEED IS TO FOWARD UR INFORMATIONS TO OUR
CLIENTS IN THE STATES AND THEY ISSUE PAYMENTS IN FORM
OF MONEY ORDERS THEN SEND IT TO U VIA MAIL OR COURIER.

I will need ur full name,address and phone number so
we can foward it to our clients and they will start
making payments to u as the company' representative in
the states once i have the informatiopn i will foward
it to my clients they will issue payments in ur name
and foward it to ur address then u get the money
orders cashed in ur bank deduct ur $300.00 weekly pay
and send the balance to the company via western union
money transfer.

I WILL EMAIL U A LETTER OF EMPLOYMENT FROM OUR COMPANY
WHICH U HAVE TO REPLY WITH AN ACCEPTANCE LETTER AND A
SCANNED COPY OF UR INDETIFICATION ATTACHED TO IT AS
SOON AS WE CONFIRM ANY PAYMENT COMING TO U I WILL LET
U KNOW AND I WILL GIVE U THE INFORMATION TO SEND
FUNDS TO THE COMPANY VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.

I always come to the states to get payment for our
goods from my clients but it cost me over 3000 per
trip to the states so i decided to get someone online
to work for the company as a representative in the
states to receive this payments and also to reduce the
risk and cos t of travelling to the states.

I will always keep intouch with you as soon as the
payment is ready ok.we seek for your commitment and
dedication to these project. send me your full name,
address and phone number and email ASAP ,so that i can
have the information forwarded to my clients and
payment can start to come.

All Enquiry ies should be forwarded to these Email :

[email protected]
Best Regards.
Banky Doland

Posted by: Banky Doland | Wednesday, 01 August 2007 at 14:56

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The Poll

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The Concept

Welcome to the home of Big Blogger 2007. For the next eight weeks or so we will be watching (well, reading) the housemates as they complete their tasks, eake out a meagre existence, and do everything in their power to convince you, the blogging public, that they should be the ones to win the title of Big Blogger 2007. Who will win? You decide...
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A Concise History

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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.

Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.

Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.

Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.

Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.

Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.

Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.

Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala

Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.

Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.

Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.

Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).

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