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Thursday, 19 July 2007


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Erm. I hate to ask, but did you read the task brief?


I did indeed.
The post is 500 words and I have included as many place names in there as possible.

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So, Eccles?


What can I say....I struggled with this task, but meeting the minimum requirements means I haven't failed the task, right?


Does a failed task count as a non-submission and therefore mean eviction?

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You may be correct.

But as my RE teacher used to say: "Must try harder".

Oh shit! It's not just Eccles. You mentioned Nowhere too! Bravo! And judging by some of the names other people have found, I shall assume that Hoover In Hand is a small hamlet in West Dorset.


I ask for me, not you, Bedshaped. Just in case you think me a bitch.

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No Cat, it doesn't. It just means you're rubbish.


Oi. I spent a lot of time and effort on my task, thank you very much.

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I'm only pulling your pud. I think everyone's done absolutely brilliantly on this task.

Apart from bedshaped.


Bedshaped - I think it's genius...


Me too. Just great.


Sadly I've just realised that if Tippler wins immunity then I'm next in line for eviction.

Ah well, it has been fun.

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Bob and Joseph have 18 minutes (plus injury time, ie. if they've had to run to the bathroom to put a plaster on their big toe that they've just stubbed on a doorframe while doing the hoovering in the nip, something I know nothing about obviously) to get this task handed in.

No task equals high jump time.

I'm just sayin' like.


Clare we can leave together - heads held high. Then blub into our white wine spritzers in the snug bar of the Coach and Horses on Monday night...

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This has honestly never happened before, but I think I might cry.

Watching The Bill always has this effect.


"never happened before" and "always has this effect"...

Make your mind up! ;o)

Where's the Coach and Horses? I'm there.


Oh, and can we do more snogging there? I liked the snogging...

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Don't you know I'm the confused type?




That was for the snogging not the confusion. Although I may not be disagreeing with that either...

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