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Monday, 30 July 2007


Big Blogger

OOH. Contoversial.

Forgive me, I'm pissed. I don't know what I'm saying.

Big Blogger

I've left an amusing comment below, in reference to what you're on about, and that's my piece well and truly said.

And as for vote rigging, don't be stupid. I heard someone say something about portals, but what the fuck are they? Donnie Darko anyone?

No, gay chatrooms and forums are the real way to go, aren't they Bob? The clincher, as they say.

That's the way to do it. Go for the pink vote. I did and that's how I became king!


Arse, wish I'd thought of that!


Actually, it's giving blow jobs to sleazy Arabian internet cafe owners.

Gay chat rooms are so last year. Besides, nobody would know how to find scubadaddyflipflopforcash on Big Blogger.

Oh shit ... did I just give away too much?


Ah, so that explains it.
The hetero vote is so obviously the year before last year...

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