Big Blogger 2007: Right, I'm putting an end to this

Tuesday, 10 July 2007

Right, I'm putting an end to this

NO MORE FAFFING ABOUT!

Tippler, you can't unevict and then evict Angelalala. This is because A) you don't have a Golden Keyboard, and B) she's already been unevicted.

You can however just plain old evict her, which I'm presuming is your decision, seeing as she's already been saved from eviction and so just like everyone else can also be evicted.

This is all pretty shitty for Angelalala, who doesn't know if she's coming or going. So Ange, I'm sorry, but you're going. You have Bob to thank for all this, so when he's back from his sojourns feel free to give him a good solid kick to the nuts. Not that I'm promoting violence against fellow bloggers or anything.

However, and as a goodwill gesture at being totally knobbed around, Big Blogger would like to invite you to take the mantle of Little Blogger for this week only and be custodian of the Diary Room. How does that sound?

I'm trying my best to be nice, but it's just so hard.

Now, time for this week's task.

"Big Blogger wants the remaining seven housemates to write seven posts about the seven days of the week.

The posts can be written in whatever style you want, can be fiction or fact, can be about personal experience.. basically anything you want to write, so long as each post is relevant to the day of the week that it is about.

You can choose how you post; you can either post one every day for the next seven days, or you can post one big post with all the days combined together, OR you can post them whenever you are able to post them. As long as you post seven entries about the days of the week by next Monday evening then you will have completed this task.

And feel free to use multimedia (mp3, video, etc..) in your posts.

As I said above, the deadline is next Monday evening."

That should keep you all fully occupied. Now, are there any of those pork scratchings left?

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Task 1: The Task, Clare (1)/(2), Joseph, Bob, Spanish Goth, Enidd, Cat, Invader Stu, Penfold, Tippler, Katy, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Ariel, Angelalala, Neil.

Task 2: The Task, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Enidd, Bob, Tippler, Invader Stu, Ariel, Penfold, Mr Angry, Katy, Neil, Angelalala, bedshaped, Clare.

Task 3: The Task, Penfold, Cat, Bob, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Spanish Goth, Invader Stu, Joseph, bedshaped, Mr Angry, Neil, Clare.

Task 4: The Task, Cat, Spanish Goth, Clare, Tippler (1)/(2), Invader Stu, Mr Angry, Joseph, Penfold, bedshaped, Bob, Neil, Angelalala.

Task 5: The Task, Clare, Spanish Goth, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Angelalala, Tippler (1)/(2), Bob, Mr Angry, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Non-working monkey.

Task 6: The Task, Spanish Goth (1)/(2), Bob, Joseph, Non-working monkey (1)/(2), Penfold, Cat, Tippler, Ordinary Girl, bedshaped, Angelalala, Mr Angry, Clare.

Task 7: The Task, Angelalala, Clare, Cat, Joseph, Penfold, Bob, Spanish Goth, Tippler, bedshaped, Ordinary Girl, Mr Angry.

Task 8: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Bob, Clare (1)/(2), Penfold, bedshaped, Big Blogger, Mr Angry, Joseph, Angelalala.

Task 9: The Task, Penfold, Bob, Cat, Big Blogger, bedshaped, Tippler, Angelalala, Joseph, Clare.

Task 10: The Task, bedshaped (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Clare (1a / b) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Tippler (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5), Cat (1) / (2) / (3) / (4), Bob (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6), Penfold (1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) / (7), Joseph (1) / (2), Angelalala

Task 11: The Task, Clare, Cat, Tippler, Penfold, Angelalala, bedshaped, Bob.

Task 12: The Task, Tippler, Cat, Penfold (1)/(2), Clare, Angelalala, Bob, bedshaped.

Task 13: The Task, Bob, Tippler, Cat, Angelalala.

Task 14: The Final Task, Tippler (1)/(2)/(3), Cat (1)/(2)/(3), Bob (1)/(2)/(3).

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